ActuallyKatiwa

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"hey are you home?"

Me (at home) : no

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$3.43*

[𝐒 𝐎 𝐑 𝐄 @wibsore]

I have also experienced the same thing 🤣

[kellan @kell9n]

Me drunk saying “ight hit me up” to people who don’t have my number

[. @playboicurrryy]

what the fuck is he talking about

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[Balota Romântico @balotaromantico]

Você jamais será esquecida Cabo Verde

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Usiwahi kuwa comfortable kwa hii life. Ukiona shida hazikuji, toka nje ukazitafute

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When someone says "this meeting will be quick" and opens a slideshow

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

How i feel after i say “OK” instead of throwing a chair at them

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

cracked 4 eggs into one bowl and the fourth one was spoilt

[R●s!ckY🕷🇦🇷 @callmebudhaa]

Hio game ya argentina haijakuwa mchezo

[Ric_hardz @heisrichardz]

When you just got into a car accident and Diogo Jota helps you out of your car

[Curto wick🇵🇹 (SAUDI PRO LEAGUE 🏆25/26) @kienileaves]

Tushaikuwa two man na my pal with some LLB baddies na first touch yake after kuulizwa jina ilikuwa "...but unaeza niita kwako". Hydration break asap!

[slay @nemesis09066]

Me, when I use dark humour on the wrong person, now I'm getting lecture on human rights, racism and mental health💔