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Someone once told me I was the Bad Boy of cakes.

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

Hey Twitter x

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

Tbh, that wasn’t even a bad collection. The expectation on Sean is just too much! Let Mcqueen the label die; like he wanted.
Sean has a place though, just not here!

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

Carrie running to Miranda’s on NYE but make it @chloefashion

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

Hey @voguemagazine i’ve got an idea for you!

[Givenchy @givenchy]

Jennifer Lawrence wears a custom look designed by Sarah Burton to the 83rd Annual Golden Globes Awards.

The satin shawl collar bomber in powder pink worn over a slashed tulle dress with satin stitch and sequin embroidery, matching clutch, and powder pink satin sandals

Givenchy by Sarah Burton

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

@MrCMTusk Probably this…

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Hydration strategy ❓Lots of talk about electrolytes & recovery?
Do I go @use_cadence or Puresport? Opinions please, running Twitter.

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

Well… it’s official. 🏃‍♂️ @LondonMarathon 2026 place secured — thanks to @mariecurieuk 💛

I’m a non-runner taking on 26.2, so all tips, tricks, and “don’t do what I did” stories are very welcome.

#LondonMarathon #MarathonTraining

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

Training plan ✅ Sorted, feeling quietly confident in this.

Shoes ✅ (Brooks Glycerin Max in lime & navy, if I’m running, I’m doing it in style)

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

If this isn’t the energy…. Don’t go! #MetGala2025

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

Has Diane Keaton been confirmed to attend the Met Gala on the arm of Alessandro Michele yet? 👀

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Susan Mayer subplot: I hope Mike likes me

Bree Van de Kamp subplot:

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

#COWBOYCARTER is TOO GOOD!!!!!

[Paloma Faith @Palomafaith]

He's still a cunt

[Michael Daniels @MichaelDaniels_]

They’re here and they’re sluts @ryjestem @ActuallySteven

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

ESPECIALLY for the teen vogue party.

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

Dua putting that wig on!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Dua Lipa as “Mermaid Barbie” in #Barbie.

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

My soul would leave my fucking body if i saw this!

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

what black church did kelly grow up in bc…

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

#Oscar2023

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When you’re at a party waiting for the first person to touch the snacks……..

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#NicoleKidman

[ActuallyJordan @ActuallySteven]

“Morning, welcome back. Hope you had a lovely Christmas and New Year break”