The Head Actuary

I eNJoy life but MAde the move! Enrolled Actuary, beer devotee, teller of good bad dad jokes.
Hoping to be the Actuary to the marijuana industry!

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@SpockResists @TheSGTJoker That gotta follow even though the Spock reference might have on its own.

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@john_sipher @MalcolmNance But gonna have to start using their small arms lubricant on their um, small arms.

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@keithedwards @KurtRexCooper Rocking my old school anti george w bush t shirt in the gym

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@IsabellaMDeLuca Rocking my old school anti george w bush t shirt

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It is better to read the writing on the wall before it collapses on you.
My deep thought for the day.

[Kristine Kenyon *find me on 🦋* @kristine_kenyon]

@benwikler I will love this man forever and ever amen. 😭🫶🇺🇸

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@jlewis237 @RexChapman Stop that orange pigeon

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From the southwest corner of a brand new crescent moon.

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@RufusTSuperfly Come vote with us.
Come vote with us forever.

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@Lachouffeke My bad.I thought I recall seeing the date at which the event happened.Where they stopped them at that point on the ones.I had seen while cycling around belgium.
With the big 1918 I made a false assumption.

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@FPWellman

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@s8n

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@TheSGTJoker Pay per view?

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Poop a lump a
Dipty dick
I've got another
Racist sidekick

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Let Cole pitch

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Southern comfort eggnog and amaretto!

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

I never thought Eggnog would be the most political thing on my timeline less than a week out from the election, but here we are.

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@Yankees
Please dump Boone.
I beg you.
I've been a yankee fan since I used to model my wiffleball stance after Horace Clark.

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@RufusTSuperfly From Star Trek to Mr. Mom.
She lit up every role.

[Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda @Ojeda4America]

When i was in Iraq in 2004-2005, which was considered one of the worst years during that war…..I didn’t see Donald Trump or Comedian Tony Hinchcliffe. What I did see was the Puerto Rican National Guard, risking their lives every day for this country.