Acuña Matata

Outfielder for the Chicago Kingpins in the Pro Baseball Experience

[Acuña Matata @AcuaMatata1]

I always forget to tweet for that easy money, much like I forgot how to hit home runs last season #PBEsim

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Please can I hit a homerun today #PBEsim

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Bring sims to Friday's please #PBEsim

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I have lost the ability to steal for some reason #PBEsim

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So ready for the start of a new season #PBEsim

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Drafted myself in my fantasy draft. #PBEsim

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Long off-seasons are the worst #PBEsim

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@SimulationTesla

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Your boy surpassed 1500 tpe this week #PBEsim

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Let's do this thing Sloths #PBEsim

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Playoffs gonna be intense #PBEsim

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6-0 is a nice day. Still got some work to do but we are rolling now #PBEsim

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@DorothyZborna17

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Why don't we have sims on Fridays? #PBEsim

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Surge is an interesting choice for a team name. Reminds me of the soda and the Pokémon gym leader #PBEsim

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Sloths need to get out of this slump #PBEsim

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Started out strong with the home runs and have been on a major slump recently. #PBEsim

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Finally passed the 1400 tpe mark. More home runs incoming #PBEsim

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Why do we take Friday's off? #PBEsim

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It's a sad day for the Second Line, but another day for the Sloths to dominate #PBEsim