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BLM | He/Him | White | Go ahead, get rude, call me a cunt I’ll call you a dude ❤️

[gay guy who "writes" @innocencestrip]

top 1 DR of all time

[SlimeKrew @SlimeKrewDaily]

found out situationship automated our chat so ive been talking to an ai for 3 months

[𝔱𝔶𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔶 @tyrannyblck]

Titi said her name like she from Wigglesburg and the girls was gon be scared

[kit 🍋 @sourkrowt]

so my best friend sent me this song that Tyra Banks made herself for a dystopian young adult book she wrote over a decade ago and i'm being so serious i think she officially made the worst song of all time

[WE HAVE NO FRIENDS/BY ANY MEME NECESSARY @CLG98264897]

Amerikkka.

[dora @dorathydotmp4]

the villagers in animal crossing new horizons the second they join your island

[call me miss paramore @theescarletgrey]

this tik tok changing twitter and the english language forever

[ig whykram @whykram]

More importantly why did she paint the miseducation of Carrie Bradshaw

[Alejandro Os - ESTUVE EN GAGACABANA @C4ndyB0i]

At the end of the episode, a QR code will appear to open your OnlyFans account, where Sam Levinson is already listed as your first subscriber so you don't have to start from scratch.

[َ @cl9ncy]

Woman next to me on the metro is reading fall out boy fanfiction on her kindle

[c✰⭑ @natalienunnstan]

me in 2098 at the 32 year old auntie biopic

[em 🍂 @mkyoumine]

this mug

[wren / beo 🍮 KINGDOM HEARTS IV ‘27 @zolupine]

had to stop playing. too close to real life. broke the immersion. worst game ever.

[brody @THELIFEOFABRODY]

tried to merry christmas my way back into someone’s life and found out he moved to new zealand

[☥ @sahbarbii_]

just saw my old dl from 10th grade in the store buying baby food

[dushmanoevsky @chonkychihuahua]

is reading a book in public performative... is having a boyfriend embarrassing... all of these queries were sufficiently addressed by our patron saint jemima kirke when she said "i think you guys might be thinking about yourself too much"

[Nicolás Ivan @NoNeckNic]

Just ended my situationship with bi mechanic