Adam

[mister employed again @Forever_Wario]

SISYPHUS: what’s up guys today we’re making another attempt at getting boulder to 100% of summit. My current record is 98% but I’ve come up with a new strategy that might get us–Wow, magnes just donated 50 free subs, can we get some laurels in the chat for magnes

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Gf: goodnight sweet prince

Me, who’s father the king perished last night from a mysterious poison: you too

Gf, confused: Im no prince

Me: that makes two of us, my queen

(She blushes as I adorn her with a crown of gold)

Praxis, the scheming advisor: Some wine to celebrate? 😏

[Adam @Ad00mma]

Ramadan

[Adam @Ad00mma]

@hhcroaks Dum ass

[Adam @Ad00mma]

@hhcroaks No one freaking knows

[Adam @Ad00mma]

@hhcroaks I can relate. It’s kind of crushing that no one even cares about them.

[Adam @Ad00mma]

#PS5Share, #CallofDutyModernWarfareII

[Adam @Ad00mma]

The only weapon suitable for this weird freak is a mallet

[ret @rad_milk]

if this freak ever came to my house while i was eating breakfast i would swat his weirdo ass out with a broom

[Adam @Ad00mma]

@hhcroaks Integers did

[Adam @Ad00mma]

@hhcroaks This doin numbers

[Justin @RickyThreePeat]

me at age 72: pussy from a .. pussy from a guy. babe you didn’t rawr my xD is everything ok

doctor assigned to my internment camp block: 对象回忆起令人不安的青春记忆。对象继续用头撞到吊舱入口

[Adam @Ad00mma]

Me doing yard work literally

[Adam @Ad00mma]

@hhcroaks Currently stuck in this arc with 1000000000 episodes of filler

[brent @murrman5]

[explaining divorce to my gamer kids]
your mother has nerfed your father and buffed her physiotherapist eric

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

yeah my girl got IBS irresistible booty syndrome

[Adam @Ad00mma]

@hhcroaks Story of my life

[debo @killmefam]

A potion or an elixir would low ket hit right now

[Adam @Ad00mma]

@hhcroaks It’s like multiple small divergences instead of one big one

[Adam @Ad00mma]

@hhcroaks Been stuck on ep 530 for like 6 months

[Adam @Ad00mma]

Goblin mode? Absolutely not, young man. It’s a goblin way of life.