If you were a fish at an aquarium, I'd read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you'd know you were my favorite.
having a gf who sleeptalks is cute 90% of the time. the other 10% is her whispering โI can see himโ at 3am and you going โwho???โ and her going quiet, then whispering โI donโt know. but heโs with you now.โ then immediately snoring