Adam Taylor

I hate my friends and they hate me. These are the conversations we have.

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“I’d give a better blow job than Margot Robbie” @jameswalsh1993

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“I’d clog her soil pipe” anonymous

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“Oh I took a shit right outside his front door”

“Where do you even wipe your arse after that?”

“Oh I don’t mate”

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“Some people’s favourite film is gladiator and they are wrong. I prefer Troy to gladiator. I’ll just say that… I know more about cinema than anyone here. Matty. How many films have you watched? According to letterbox I’ve watched over 750” James.

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“Wiped my are and it looked like the flag of Japan” anon

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“That’s Harry Potter you cunt” James

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“ let’s go practice our Spanish on some locals” sidge

“Where do you want do go mage?” Jake

“Irish bar!” Sidge

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“I’ve learned that going down on girls increases chances of oral cancer” Sidge

“Have she stopped going down on you?”Tman

“No, doesn’t work that way” Sidge

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“Such mental gothic architecture here it’s amazing. So much history and culture” Timmy

“Will you shut up. I’m trying have a good time” Taylor

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“What have you used on your hair. Does it ever dry” Jake
“It’s wet look” Sidge
“Have you used the same stuff on your chin?” Jake

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@KawalaOfficial What’s the stage time tonight guys?

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@SaintsDanSFC @KawalaOfficial What stage time was it?

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“I got 2 U’s and an E at college” Timmy

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“My business teacher at college told me I was going to be a road worker” Jake

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“I snorted a mouse mat when I was at school. Now my memories fucked. Pretty sure it’s still up there” Timmy

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The next #BuildItAward of the evening goes to the Best Staircase. The well-deserved trophy goes to First Step Designs (@fsdesignsltd) for their spectacular custom staircase project – congratulations!

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@KawalaOfficial Stoke on Trent sugar mill!

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“We going get you a bird tonight Tom? What’s the oldest you’d take”.

“I want max stats. Age, weight, whatever. “ Tom

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@Starbucks Corfu. 5.90EUR for water. 1.80EUR for syrup.

Wild times

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“I told her I’m really struggling to not buy this bike…. Then 3 days later I sent her a photo of me with the bike at work to soften the blow” Giggs