John Jacob Ennis

Dance like everybody is watching.

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@hitRECordJoe Tron.

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BTW, BTW is like the new FYI, FYI. #BTW #FYI

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@robinennis Just FYI, well, you know, about the car.

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@n8sch @randallwoodfin @LibTube Coincidently, you could probably see it from 280.

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If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: I don't think Genuwine is the equestrian he claims to be. In fact, I'm quite certain he's never ridden an actual pony.

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Annnd I just thought of like 6 things I need from Amazon #PostPrimeDay

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Based on the people it's dialed, the apps it's opened, and the things it's asked Siri, I've come to the conclusion that my ass is crazy #ButtDial

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[Exaggerated breathing] “Ugh. whoo. schh.. man.. sorry. The traffic out there.. It was, ugh, crazy.” - Everyone who’s ever walked into a waiting room when late for an appointment.

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Necessary Spelling Tip: It's always spelled necessarily, not neccessarily.

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@joelcomm Professor Fiber One

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I know it’s petty, but I almost prefer it when we give them hope #📌🎈💥

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So good. @Matt_Ennis https://t.co/3L6v2uS4Hu

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

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@Tommoore5 https://t.co/GiN4dHlC8c

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@PatandRon670 Hey y’all! John and Tom out in left center today all the way from beautiful Birmingham, Alabama. Just saying hey and go Cubs!

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God, I love that man. I mean, man, I love that god #ZlatanBePraised #YouWillBeMissed #ManUtd https://t.co/fS6jG5VdRp

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I'd like to set the record straight, once and for all. It's TGIF, not TJIF. #TGIF

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Going forward Rightwards Arrow, and despite any objections Grimacing Face that I’m sure to receive from everyone Man Woman, I’ve chosen Check Mark to start writing out Writing Hand all of my emojis Party Popper. So please Person with Folded Hands bear Bear Face with me. Thumbs Up

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I love my job, but I’m not going to lie, if a Julio position opens up at Bruno Mars, I’d be interested.

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Yes!!!! https://t.co/xJkCwyqjMK

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🎹 Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. Introducing #Alexis7…
#GGMU #MUFC @Alexis_Sanchez

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Five foods you look pretty cool eating: 1) Apples (loudly), 2) Bubble gum, 3) Sunflower seeds, 4) Cheeseburgers (one handed), 5) Most suckers. Five foods you never look cool eating: 1) Pears, 2) Candy necklaces, 3) Baby corn, 4) Hot soup, 5) Birthday cake.