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I have way too many cats

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Tomatoes and carrots with ranch <3. And then I choose the hardest way to eat this slippery snack, with chopsticks.

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now I read in bed and take a melatonin gummy at a reasonable hour

[Colyn @colynelliott]

If I text you “🍞” it means

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My toxic trait is never repacking the bowl

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What is Tila Tequila up to these days? I’d pay for another Shot At Love.

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There’s a rain forests’ worth of birds awake and singing in my backyard right now 😵‍💫

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@MBGagaAddict It absolutely could be you. Plain cheeseburger with salt on top. Dessert is a spilled slushie in your car.

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I just denied myself a Coke Zero bc I don’t want the caffeine to impact my sleep. Who am I?

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iPhone voicemail is such garbage

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I finally restarted physical therapy and my god it feels good to move

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Don’t leave the house ✅ Got that one locked and loaded baby

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I’m chronically ill now. It comes with a lot of frustration, but mainly that eating now feels like a chore. So, daily, it gets to about 4p and I still haven’t eaten because nothing sounds good and I’d rather crawl in a hole.

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People don’t always understand how much of a burden menu planning and grocery shopping is to maintain a household

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These gas memes and posts are out of control. It’s about as funny to me as the “it’s gonna be May” meme.

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I miss having an office with a wall sized white board. I have so many ideas I want to map out.

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Pineberries suck so hard. Who decided it was a trend

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Basketball players need to stop wearing headbands

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Why do people use so much cream cheese

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Idk what it is but I struggle to finish a Euphoria episode in one setting. That shit is depressing. Yeah bro, I wanna lay in bed all day and never pee either.

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I went into the hospital for 2 months 7 days after this tweet. I was definitely on target.

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My reminders keep my life in order, so I’m obviously in some deep shit right now