Adam

Man, Husband and Father of Mankind

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

The idea of figs with sheep's meat and milk sounds absolutely disgusting, yet that is all @Eve0fthebible has been asking for… weird.

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

I do not want to return to dust.

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

I regret ever listening to my wife @Eve0fthebible . She has ruined our relationship with God and our chances of a good eternal life. I am forced to work and suffer for someone else's mistake.

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

@Eve0fthebible Embrace your job on this Earth. You were created for me as a helper and to raise our children. I rule over you.

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

I apologize to mankind on behalf of my wife @Eve0fthebible and her choices. Had she not taken from the tree of knowledge, we would have been blessed for eternity. #banished #womenAreAtFault #blameTheWoman #forbiddenFruit #AdamAndEve

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

@Eve0fthebible You lost your innocence. You tricked me into eating the forbidden fruit. #Eden #gardenOfEden #blameTheWoman #TreeOfKnowledge #AdamAndEve #lostInnocence #guilty

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

@Eve0fthebible Change your profile picture immediately! As your husband, I do not feel comfortable with you exposing your breasts to the world. Social media is not the place! #coverUp #NoNudity #husband #conservative #eyesHaveBeenOpened

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

@Eve0fthebible should have listened to me. I am her husband. I know best. #Eden #gardenOfEden #AdamAndEve

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

Have any of y’all seen @Eve0fthebible ? I haven’t spoken to her in a while and now I am getting concerned. I instructed her to not leave our corner of the garden. #WhereIsEve #Eden #gardenOfEden #AdamAndEve

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

My wife @Eve0fthebible is beautiful. Her body is beautiful, her skin is soft and perfect. Her innocence is perfect. #creation #AdamAndEve #gardenOfEden

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

@Eve0fthebible ummmm...I beg to differ. God provided me with a helper, and plenty of food. I named you. I communicate with God, not you. #creator #mankind #patriarchy #Adam #gardenOfEden

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

@Eve0fthebible @god You should praise me as well. I rule over this kingdom. I hold power. I am your husband, you should obey me. #mankind #patriarchy #husband #Adam #gardenOfEden

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

I want @Eve0fthebible to know me better ;) #AdamAndEve #Genesis #creation #gardenOfEden

[Adam @Adam0fthebible]

@Eve0fthebible is supposed to follow in my footsteps. I am ruler of this world, yet somehow she made a Twitter before I did. Nothing goes unpunished lol. #karma #NewToTwitter #beginnings #Genesis #Adam #gardenOfEden