Flies are cunts. Bit of sun and they all come out. Open a fucking window and the twats are in your house sharpish. Buzzing around like wankers. Fuck off you shit eating bastards
Can we talk about how this kind of rapid-fire pacing is scientifically proven to be really bad for kids’ brain development and to shorten their attention spans? The fact that they know this and still do it is beyond me
It’s 3.45am in London and it’s been thunderstorming for almost two straight hours.
One of the biggest and longest storms I can remember in my almost 35 years in this city.
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i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.
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@swtrains_watch@SW_Help try to avoid 701s because the air con is still broken on all of them since they started the roll out 2 years ago, trains ordered 7+ years ago