Rich man says to the poor man: “What’d you get your wife this year?”
He says: “I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo.”
Rich man says: “What’d you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo for?”
And the poor man says: “If she don’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.”
A rich man and a poor man got the same wedding anniversary and every year they meet on Madison Avenue when they’re shopping for their wives.
So the poor man says to the rich man: “What’d you buy your wife this year?”
He says: 👇
“I got her a huge diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes.”
Poor man says: “What’d you get her both for?”
Rich man says: “If she don’t like the diamond ring, she can bring it back in the Mercedes and still be happy.”