The $SATA machine continues to acquire Bitcoin and amplify the common stock $ASST.
Using last week's capture rate Strive is currently at 672 Bitcoin acquired with the rest of today and tomorrow still to go.
That is not counting selling common stock at more than a 100% premium.
596 days until the next Bitcoin halving.
Bitcoin today: $81,000.
What BTC did from this exact point in the prior 3 cycles:
2016: +84.4%
2020: +27.9%
2024: +225.6%
3/3 positive.
Median: +84.4%.
A median repeat from $81K puts Bitcoin at roughly $149,000 by the halving.
Bulli
Bitcoin is going to RALLY so VIOLENTLY that Greg from three doors down walks over holding the leaf blower he financed at 26.99 percent APR to ask you, with genuine curiosity, what a satoshi is.
So violently that the HOA letter about your mailbox color
Bitcoin is DOMINATING today... and the Japanese Yen just had a GOD CANDLE against the US dollar.
BOJ member Hajime Takata came out hawkish, saying hikes should happen nimbly rather than on the slow schedule markets expected.
Traders have now pushed the probability of a Septembe
This is a problem for the doomer boomers.
The people expecting a hyperinflationary collapse of the dollar, accompanying a GREAT TAKING and a BITCOIN GOD CANDLE, all simultaneously over the next five years...
...are sorely mistaken!
What do you think America's debt endgame look
Two years ago:
Bitcoin: $59,000
Strategy liquid assets: ~$13.5 BILLION
Today:
Bitcoin: $77,000
Strategy liquid assets: ~$72 BILLION
Bitcoin is up about 31%.
Saylor’s liquid asset pile is up roughly 438%.
And somehow every Monday half the fucking morons on this website form
My retirement strategy is unbelievably sophisticated:
Earn dollars.
Immediately become suspicious of them.
Buy Bitcoin.
Refuse to elaborate.
Wait for every central bank on Earth to behave exactly like every central bank in human history.
🚀BITCOIN IS ABOUT TO MOON - IMMINENT!🚀
Bitcoin just did something that historically has been absolutely FILTHY.
From June 30 into mid-August, BTC volatility collapsed into the basement.
14-day realized vol hit ~12.8%.
Then Bitcoin exploded +21% in THREE DAYS.
Now here’s th
ASST mNAV now at a 1.99x mNAV....
2x mNAV is IMMINENT.
Why almost a 100% premium to Bitcoin holdings?
1. The common stock is amplified Bitcoin
2. SATA is a proven mechanism to re-amplify ASST as Bitcoin continues performing
3. Markets are forward looking
4. Bitcoin is still
Waiting for the stock market to open so I can watch my amplified Bitcoin stocks violently fluctuate.
Just a grown man staring at a clock like a dopamine rat who knows the cocaine lever unlocks at 9:30.
Anyone else like this?
If you “can’t afford kids” but have two $700 car payments, DoorDash four times a week, and finance a new iPhone every year, you can probably afford kids.
You just already adopted several corporations.
🚨ASST is ON FIRE - SHORT SQUEEZE IMMINENT?!?
Up +12% with only a +2% BTC move.
This is 6x BITCOIN.
Shorts have to be covering through the public market.
One violent Bitcoin move upward could potentially send this thing into the STRATOSPHERE.
GET READY, KIDS: