Brokes

Currently playing football for @upthecush as an idol….

[Brokes @AdamBrokenbrow]

@kev_reilly @Ben_Eddy88 @davewoolley1

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@JimmyB61182 @BashyMc1 isn't German

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@BashyMc1 You know X is banned in China?

[Brokes @AdamBrokenbrow]

@JonnyMc1 @bet365

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@JonnyMc1 "If he wants to come to my house and talk he can do"

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@BashyMc1 Racismo

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@carlriley93 @JimmyB61182 was more effective as a striker

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@richburt0n @jamiewimpenny

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@jimmystirling @JimmyB61182 @dipsMUFC You’ll change when you trap someone

[Brokes @AdamBrokenbrow]

@JimmyB61182 @dipsMUFC Noted. If you’re interested he ate cereal from a potty

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@JimmyB61182 Can you stay there with him

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@BashyMc1 I wonder if he got back up

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@DonnaStaunton2 @jamiewimpenny

[Brokes @AdamBrokenbrow]

@JonnyMc1 @mufcMPB Hey Jonny, I think that picture may be photoshopped. Seeing your initial excitement, sorry to be the bearer of disappointing news.

[Brokes @AdamBrokenbrow]

@JimmyB61182 @petercrouch You after an e-fella now?

[Manchester United Matchday @ManUtdMatchday]

It's match day!

Please open your FC Twente ticket in the MUFC app now and check it has stored to your device ✔

Your QR code will automatically appear three hours before kick-off tonight

Don't forget, if your ticket struggles to load, simply switch into airplane mode ✈️

https://t.co/9vDC0kZwWf

#MUFC

[Brokes @AdamBrokenbrow]

@ladbible @jamiewimpenny nicked your chat up line

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@iamtomskinner @JonnyMc1 Bosh❤️

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@BashyMc1

[Brokes @AdamBrokenbrow]

@stringer95 ❤️ heard in Denton Cricket Club aswell