Adam Crosswhite

So is this how to get famous?

[Adam Crosswhite @AdamCrosswhite3]

For my wife’s rights, and my daughter’s rights.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Do it for her.

And her.

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

Mitch Hedberg was an incredible odd observation comedian

Some people prefer Steven Wright's brand of that vein of comedy

Here is 3+ min of Mitch

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Recently-fired Scott Pelley spills all the tea on Bari Weiss' lies, and veteran journalists Don Lemon and Jim Acosta speak out in support.

EVERY COMPANY ADVERTISING ON CBS SHOULD BE EXPOSED AND BOYCOTTED.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Marlon Wayans made 'Scary Movie 6' to fulfill his late father's final wish

"My father told me before he passed, 'You and your brothers should work together again'"

"I looked at my dad on that hospital bed and I said, 'Alright, for you... I promise'"

"I think this movie is special, I think my dad saw the world needs to laugh again ... and the world needs to come together in a theater, and just go and have a good time ... I just hope that this helps brings back comedy"

(via @GQMagazine)

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is passed out in the Oval Office right now. 25TH AMENDMENT NOW!

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Hunter Biden on Stephen Miller: "There's something fucked up about that motherfucker."

If Hunter drops a mixtape, I'm buying.

[Kairos.MP5 @KAIROSMMA2]

OH MY GOODNESS. I never thought I would ever say this . BRYCE MITCHELL IS FUCKING SPITTING

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

RETWEET if you support Scott Pelley after CBS News has just fired him.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear @ScottPelley

Thank you.

Thank you for standing up when it was inconvenient.

Thank you for standing up when it cost you a job you loved.

Thank you for standing up to power and for trying to save a landmark news program.

Thank you for your INTEGRITY.

[susie @susieetweets]

tom holland tells amy poehler one of the main reasons he’s never hosed snl is because of his dyslexia and the fear of reading the cue cards on live tv

amy reminds tom that “people have fully been on drugs and hosted” 😭

i do love this moment where tom was vulnerable with amy

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'Andor' creator Tony Gilroy's Peabody Awards Acceptance Speech:

“We spent six years contemplating a fascist takeover of a galaxy far, far away. Six years thinking about what happens to ordinary beings when an authoritarian, insane, unchecked regime comes into the deal, and the show is really kind of what we learned"

“If you’re not willing to fight for the things that you love, your family, community, your culture, your planet, your truth, freedom, there’s an asshole ready to come in and take it away. We learned that bravery and sacrifice and resistance comes in all shapes and sizes, and we learned that courage is contagious"

“There’s so much is happening, it’s a fire hose of crap that you just can’t get through. And here we are. There isn’t a new cycle that goes by right now that doesn’t contain a variety of outrages that in any other time in our history in America wouldn’t be grounds for treason"

“Please do not stop. Please do not turn out the lights until we can kill this nightmare… and fuck the Empire!”

(via @Variety)

[Adam Crosswhite @AdamCrosswhite3]

GREAT sketch.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

it’s what he would’ve wanted

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

it’s what he would’ve wanted

[𝗞𝗮𝗿𝗮 💫 @SnyderVerseFR]

Tell me more about Snyder Do Not Understand DC?!

Zack Snyder's Watchmen [Extended Cut]

[Michael Warburton @For_Film_Fans]

The glorious JEFF GOLDBLUM on SNL in 1993 with a brilliant Jurassic Park skit.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Paulina Mangubat: "I want Katie Miller to know her husband is an ugly fuck. I stand by calling him an ugly fuck."

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Tom Cruise is profound in The Last Samurai. This performance is unlike anything else Cruise has done in his career. And while this movie earned 4 Oscar nominations, Cruise wasn’t one of them. I just don’t get the Academy’s affinity with constantly snubbing Cruise over and over.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

I will respect your warnings and protests much more when you say them BEFORE you are fired.

AFTER you are fired is not brave.

[Adam Crosswhite @AdamCrosswhite3]

@bennyjohnson Oooo an affair in the White House?! Real original….

[Best Movie Moments 🍿 @BestMovieMom]

Nolan said he wanted the audience to “see Batman being built” in Batman Begins, like an engineer building a machine. This gave the origin story a realistic, almost handcrafted feel. Instead of just appearing as Batman, Bruce builds his gear piece by piece

[Ned Middles @NedMiddles1]

MARTIN SHORT eviserates STEVE MARTIN for 8 straight minutes the night Steve receives an honorary Oscar. 😂😂😂