Adam Fries

A guy living his best life surrounded by the best wife, pups, family and friends. | Best tweets are about reality shows Kelsey makes me watch.

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BREAKING: Peppa Pig has breached the pit. The sacrifice has been made.

#GoBills #BuffaloBills #PeppaPig #ThePit #BillsvsChiefs

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Release the Gullah Gullah files.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

I’m only supporting candidates that billionaires are desperately trying to stop.

Here’s to more grassroots campaigns across the country, powered by working class people and not ultra rich donors. Don’t fall for culture war bullshit, we can have a better world!

VOTE ZOHRAN!!

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“I don’t think I did anything unethical”

#BigBrother #BB27

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“I’ve never felt so stupid in my entire life”

#BigBrother #BB27

[State of New York @NYGov]

@Z_olanoid school meals are now free for every student in New York :)

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Doctors offices are funny because they’re like “The doctor isn’t in today so you’re gonna see Kevin, our PA”

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The year is 2025. Why has nobody questioned why some Dairy Queen’s sell chicken tenders?

They’ve been doing this for almost 20 years and none of us batted an eye because those locations have “the good ice”

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One of the co-hosts of a podcast I’ve been listening to for 4 months is leaving.

Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Can’t believe we got TikTok 2 before GTA VI 😔

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Do I need to have watched Nosferat to understand Nosferat Two??

I can’t find anything on google about either movie.

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Sorry sweetie I’d love to but I’m already going to be observing Jimmy Carter’s National Day of Mourning 😘

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I don’t care that Mahomes isn’t playing. It’s incredible to see the Chiefs get SPANKED by the Broncos.

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Hey hoping everyone can post their take on 2024 and the year to come on Instagram or Facebook or both or whatever. I’m lost without it.

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*Guy who doesn’t understand how this joke works*

“Man, I remember 2024 like it was last year.”

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Just got an automated call from Target that granola bars I bought in August have been recalled. Thank goodness they let me know before I ate them

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@BuffaloBills @TimHortonsUS Bills hit for 2 Touchdowns. No free coffee coupon sent?

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Eternally grateful we have tickets to Lion King at Sheas at 6:30. 🚫🏈

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The #Giants have just been eliminated from playoff contention for the 2025-2026 season.

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“I just learned about fudge brownie m&ms and they are already discontinued”

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#Bills #bills49ers #BillsMafia