Adam Geddes ⚒

[Adam Geddes ⚒ @AdamGeddes2]

Only broch kids will know what it’s like to walk into class and see Mr Izaacs as a sub

[Kass 🇧🇼 @HighleyKassim]

Only Chapel kids will know what it’s like to walk into a class and see Mr Rafik as a sub

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: X has now banned Grok from generating sexualised images of women and children after the UK made it illegal to create “non-consensual intimate” images

However, it is still responding to requests to put men in bikinis or sexual positions

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Last surviving WW2 Victoria Cross recipient dies aged 105 https://t.co/lkUeGdgT5T

[The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya]

Shit like this is why it's hard for me to care about the British Museum "stealing" relics.

[sambar vadai ⁷ @jupiter_vaazhga]

i miss my parents
↓
i go home
↓
three days ‘visitor’ treatment
↓
clashes begin
↓
everything becomes a fight
↓
realise why i wanted to leave the place
↓
i leave home
↓
carefree days
↓
i miss my parents

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

Ok didn’t realize he was problematic unfollowing him now

[long since dead @1899INE]

Mark Noble x The Jam

[Formula 1 @F1]

WHAT A DRIVE 🇬🇧 WHAT A DRIVER

#F1 #BritishGP

[Tom Rogers @RogersHistory]

Take a moment, and remember you don't need to face this at 6am tomorrow, but they did... on the longest day #dday80 #dday #rememberandhonor

[Tom Nestor @TomNestorft7t]

Commenting “4 pints” on people’s Mother’s Day posts

[Tony Carroll @tonycarroll14]

This postman been on a fucking bender last night or what? Where's all me fucking cards

[Louie @louiefootbalI]

This is the worst day of my life

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

Team Statement

Scuderia Ferrari is pleased to announce that Lewis Hamilton will be joining the team in 2025, on a multi-year contract.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Moments after Egypt's Mohamed Salah left the field with injury...

Mohammed Kudus hits a sweet strike to put Ghana in front! 🔥

#BBCFootball #AFCON2023

[noncepocalypse | www.nonce.tv @noncepocalypse]

it's come back you're a fucking wrongun mate

[Louie @louiefootbalI]

You wouldn’t get it

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Always a pleasure, north London 😘

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I really respect a Muller corner, love to feel like I’m involved in the creative process of a yoghurt

[marc @feelingsplain]

this country is a fucking shithole but i am so fiercely patriotic about our plugs man. greatest in the world