Adam Green

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

🔜

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

❤️‍🔥 One of our own.

Kobbie Mainoo is here to stay 🔏

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Tim Sherwood on Benjamin Sesko: “He took six months to turn up.. I had him off the pitch at half time never to wear a Man United shirt again.. I stand by what I say. He's not good enough to play for Man United.. He's turned up for one game against Burnley.”

Disgraceful 'punditry' then & aged to be worse now. Including this game, Sesko has 6 goals in 7 games, the goals were in the space of just 228 minutes of football.

Sherwood is pretty happy to deal it out for a bloke who lasted five months at Spurs, six months at Villa, seven months at Swindon Town & hasn't had a job since.

I'm just not gonna have this kind of disrespect from a bloke who dresses like a Peaky Bellend.

[Adam Green @AdamGre3n]

@empiremagazine @AmazonUK @hmvtweets Aragorn

[Empire @empiremagazine]

We’re giving away Limited Edition 4K Ultra HD Steelbooks of The Lord Of The Rings trilogy to celebrate the 25th Anniversary!

To enter:
Follow us, repost this, and tell us who your favourite character from the trilogy is...

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

FULL-TIME: Manchester United SILENCE the Emirates! 🔴

[SMK @sionaldo7]

Because Traitors can't murder themselves you fucking idiot #TheTraitorsUK

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’

I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s been 26 years since a young Antonio Cassano scored his first Serie A goal.

Goodness me, look at that utter scoundrel of a first touch.

Sanitise hands after viewing.

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

95% of sales volume was what

[Dylan McBennett @DylanMcbennett7]

Hope all is well bud 👍

[The Green Party @TheGreenParty]

“If you go back a million minutes, you reach 2023. Go back a billion minutes, you reach the Roman Empire — that’s the scale of inequality we’re living with.”

Zack Polanski on #BBCLauraK discussing inequality and why a wealth tax should be in the budget

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

Yeah, Lucy, you're a criminal. A racist criminal.

Being out on licence is a privilege, not a right. Complaining about the conditions attached, that you agreed to, is just laughable.

You could always go back inside and finish your sentence if you're not happy with it. 🤦‍♂️

[JP 𖣂⍣ @Awakenjp]

Me to my wife:

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

If I came from a family that has held a seat in House of Lords for 7 generations and used it to protect their vast empire from Tax and Inheritance Tax.

I probably wouldn't be complaining about free bus passes for Senior Citizens.

You'd look ridiculous.

[Mick ☕️🍉 @MickCoffey2]

Kirstie, castigates a nationally loved poet & author (who happens to be left wing, let’s not worry about that) that just because he’s managed to have survived (with some difficulty if you look into it) to an age he gets a train pass.

Kirstie got many free passes from birth.

[Adam Pugh @AdamPugh]

Oh look it’s one of those rich people that people keep telling us will just up and leave the UK if the Greens get into power endorsing the Green Party.

It’s almost as if those fear-mongering on the right about rich people leaving are full of shit…