Adam

when will then be now

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Many such cases in NYC

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[jourdain @jourdaindong]

Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Having toast & jam in kitchen while playing Jamming by Bob Marley

[DrakeBell.ethᵍᵐ @DrakeBell]

@kanyewest I’m sorry 😔

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

I want to hear the names of the first responders who bravely give their lives to help others. I want to hear the names of the victims who are senselessly gunned down. But I don’t want to hear the name of the ones who pull the trigger.

[Joey @joe_shmeaux]

i could never take a girl to see john mayer in concert for a date. bc she'd just fall in love with him. and i would understand

[cory @_averagemeat]

National Anthem
- old as shit
- written by a racist
- way fuckin overplayed

Drake & Josh theme song
- singlehandedly raised me
- fucking slaps
- I never thought it’d be so simple but
- I found a way
- I found a way

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

The @RealDonaldTrump policy of separating families of immigrants is inhumane and cruel.

Today I will sign an executive order to prevent any state resources from being used to help federal authorities separate families.

New Jersey will not be a party to this inhumane policy.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I needed to make a video for New Light but nobody could agree on a budget. (MUSIC INDUSTRY amirite?) So I went to a place downtown and made this with a company that usually does birthday and Bar Mitzvah videos. Link: https://t.co/L0ZnOdqANz

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

If you’re reading this, I ask if you could please say a prayer for my brother. He was severely injured today after being ejected from a vehicle because I threw him out of the car on the interstate for trying to play country music on the aux cord