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[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@HLC_actual “This makes me want to eliminate Islam entirely.” This is the way.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@ShamashAran 2 too many.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@JoelWebbon I wis you weren’t saying this just to get people to watch your show.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@Mofoman360 Where do I sign up?

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@Notwokenow If there was one, we would all have to hear about it for the next several years.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@SenMarkey @SenBlumenthal You are a parasite and should be treated as such.

[Rock Chartrand @RockChartrand]

The capitalist class works for a living. The socialist class votes for one.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@william_tu12117 It doesn’t.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

“Need for shoplifting.”

[Piper Ⓐ🏴🏳️‍🌈 @femanarchism]

Yes, actually.
If not for the artificial poverty created by the ultra-rich and political classes there would be no need for shoplifting.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@amyklobuchar You are a parasite and should be treated as such.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@SenWarren False! You parasites have us $40T in debt, and are spending $7T a year with a $2T deficit. No more.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@myopicseer @PazzaMamma9 @queenie4rmnola Royalty from birth. Free to do, say, and act as they please and no one can touch them or say anything to them for any reason without aggression being returned, at best.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@WickAbortions @Emilie_Dye Is the fetus in the room with you now?

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

I propose a compromise position on the death penalty, as society is unlikely to agree.

Put them in prison. But citizens aren’t forced to pay for their food or heat. Those who care for murderers and rapists can supply it. If no one does, they starve to death.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

I’m just getting flashes of this tweet or some of its comments being used as evidence in a court case. Please guys, let’s not make their jobs easy.

[AWR Hawkins @AWRHawkins]

Fortunately, gun-free zones are established by leftist mouth breathers who have no idea whether I’m carrying in their precious zones or not.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@MilitaryLaughs 24. Turned 25 during basic.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

My mother-in-law unintentionally made this same type of joke and it was the funniest shit ever.

While I was in her kitchen making a White Russian for myself, I was making fun of her organic milk to my wife, calling it “homo milk”, as you do. Well the MIL heard me from the living room and with all seriousness and frustration, scoffed and yelled “It says homogenized!” My wife and I instantly doubled over in laughter which garnered a “WHAT!!!” from the living room.

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

Literally fake and gay!

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Here's what the new fake gear shifting sounds and looks like in the 2027 Porsche Taycan. It's called "E-Shift".

Porsche: "Drivers can switch between a total of eight simulated gears using paddles on the GT Sport steering wheel. The gear changes are modeled to feel authentic with noticeable gear shift feel, gear-specific drag torque – comparable to the engine braking behavior of a combustion-engined car – and a virtual rev limiter. At the same time, the interior and exterior sound of the Porsche Electric Sport Sound adapts to the respective driving situation depending on the load and wheel speed. The sound tuning varies across the various Taycan derivatives. The system is supplemented by a virtual rev counter and a gear indicator with shift light in the instrument cluster."

[Adam Harrison @AdamHarrisonETX]

@philthatremains 15+1 with a 22 round sidecar.

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@h8er420247365 @AmiriKing