Adam

(he/him) Halfway to getting stupid rich (I am stupid)

[MLS Is Back (Derogatory) @DanzW0rld]

Dudes will get on here and be like "poor kids don't deserve to have a cookie" and think they're the good guys

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

So Trump and his weirdos spent the week saying Democrats were violent and in the largest single protest in American history yesterday, the ONLY people arrested (22 of them) were….. MAGA Republicans.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

She called it.

[Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel @emzorbit]

The largest single donation to Trump’s inauguration fund came from Pilgrim’s Pride, a chicken processor. They ‘donated’ $5M.

[TJ @amazingatheist]

Wow. That's amazing. He got the stock market to go back up by no longer doing the thing he was doing to push it down. What a fucking genius.

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

Your outie financed a cheesy gordita crunch.

[Subuwu🚗✨ @lolfvckitx]

Tom Sandoval getting Boston Rob banished #TheTraitorsUS

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

The president-elect did this like 2 weeks ago. And then got elected.

[Gary Shteyngart @Shteyngart]

"They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs" proved a more effective message than "Let me help you buy your first house."

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

His own Vice President will not be voting for him.

His former Chief of Staff will not.

His former Sec of Defense will not.

His former Nat Security Advisor will not.

His former Joint Chiefs Chair will not.

His former AG will not.

Because he’s dangerous and unfit for office.

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

Scandal: Tim Walz revealed as small-town coach with big heart, whose tough love forever changed the life of struggling young man

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians.

I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor.

My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California.

That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people.

Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime.

It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand.

I want to tune out.

But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious.

And I will always be an American before I am a Republican.

That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious.

For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing.

The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better.

It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed!

But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems.

It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful.

We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger.

That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz.

Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us.

And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. https://t.co/eHFZ723I4H

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Growing up, Homelander dreamed of working at his local Vought A Burger. Recently, his wish came true, as Vought shut down a restaurant and staged pre-selected customers, so Homelander could “serve” “people” “food.” Thanks, Homelander, for showing everyone how you’re a true man of the people!

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

The best journalist in America is a 56 year old construction worker from New Jersey.

[Adam Kuhr @AdamKuhr]

This is @PeteButtigieg with the only acceptable answer.

[Road Warrior @OURoadWarrior]

There are 5 QBs starting in the NFL on Sunday that beat Texas playing for Oklahoma. That’s insane. Baker, Hurts, Williams, Rattler, Kyler.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next