Adam J. Salmon

Speculating in a comic mode

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Biblical rains on Saturday in 2004

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Prior to the 2025 shutdown, Bonnaroo 2020 was called off due to COVID-19, and the 2021 edition didn't happen because of flooding from Hurricane Ida. Severe weather also impacted the festival in 2024.

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Update: just got into my wife’s mechanically-keyed car and went for the button. Assimilation milestone achieved

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About 3 days into owning my first car with the push-button engine start and it’s not for me

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Me to the coach pitch kids wasting all my good middle-middle BP cheese

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“Trash ass miss, Wolf” 😭

KD had some words for Danny Wolf after the Nets rookie’s missed shot deflected and hit him in the face

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Not a Kennedy watcher, not into fashion, no NYC appeal, pro-90’s but I’m like an ep and a half in and the main thing that Love Story is making me nostalgic for is those recessed-filter Parliaments

[TMZ @TMZ]

William Shatner is photographed eating a bowl of cereal in his car at a stop light. https://t.co/ZweCXL3awL

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Bah gawd, that’s Paul Wolfowitz’s music!

[Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand]

🚨 Trump says “we are going to run the country” until a transition is able to take place…. “We’re going to run it, essentially, until a proper transition can take place.”

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Fun fact: everyone in DC drinks white wine in public bc it doesn’t stain your teeth/tongue

[Pino Americano @PinoAmericano]

What kind of man orders white wine in a restaurant?

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Where do you report the ‘Delete and Report Junk’ button as junk?

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Cute watching Ole Miss fans playing like they’re mad, as if they didnt know exactly who they were hopping in bed with

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Yes

[Cincy Jungle @CincyJungle]

Do the Bengals’ have a talent evaluation problem or a lack of talent development on the defensive side of the ball? https://t.co/dDuCscw1r0

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Begging the listener to find the nuance in prepared, rehearsed remarks delivered at a time and in a manner of one’s own choosing - not exactly the stuff of a bold truth teller

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Ernie Clement stan acct

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They voted for a wall but it’s a fancy room for DC receptions instead

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What the fuck

[USA TODAY Money @USATODAYmoney]

Long John Silver's is putting 'chicken front and center' with new logo design https://t.co/aIWNUg1RSZ

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It’s a threshold question at this point - just can’t waste a roster spot on someone this stupid

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

How does this keep happening?!

Cardinals RB Emari Demercado drops the ball before he crosses the end zone, as shown on the CBS replays. 🏈🤦 #NFL

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Welp... 😬

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Rory forever

[Dan on Golf @DanOnGolfShow]

Rory plays all-out for Team Europe this week but America has a big piece of his heart, too.

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“How does Scottie flush it so consistently with all that other stuff going on?”

Watch his head in this. Barely moves

[Ways To Golf @WaysToGolf]

This super slow-mo of Scottie Scheffler’s swing is unreal.

His width at the top is insane and that left arm bends way more than I thought. The right foot jump? Still wild - just later than you’d expect.

Nobody teaches this swing… he just has the traits that make it all possible

[Indiana Fever @IndianaFever]

chef’s kiss 🤌

Caitlin Clark’s passing in phantom 🎶🎧