drunk troll

*noticeably intoxicated* i fly a starship

[drunk troll @AdamJacobs33]

Hey how are ya, so I decided to start writing more about random sports stuff, and for my first post, I decided to revisit and check out the patriots’ ‘lost year’ when Brady went down, and the team still went 11-5. Check it out if you’d like ;)

https://t.co/vk5A0tUYlP

[Doc Sportello @TheDocSportello]

how I look when I slide into the DMs of a beautiful woman

[🐦‍🔥🕊🐕🐕‍🦺 Swoop🦮����𓅐𓅣 @SwoopiePoopy]

I love this video because there's no clickbait, misrepresentation, or wasted time. We're immediately introduced to the setting, characters, and plot, and get to see it play out exactly how it was promised to us.

Perfectly executed

[drunk troll @AdamJacobs33]

@ohnj88 @Dom_2k You’re a browns fan find a new struggle you pathetic loser

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Klay Thompson is expected to sign with the Miami Heat after he clears waivers upon a contract buyout with the Dallas Mavericks, sources tell ESPN.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Cleveland, Denver and the Clippers have agreed on a trade sending Peyton Watson to the Cavaliers, Max Strus to LA, and an unprotected 2031 Cavs first-round pick and a 2032 Kings second-rounder to the Nuggets, sources tell ESPN.

Watson will sign a new four-year, $88 million deal to join the Cavaliers, plus a player option and a trade kicker.

[drunk troll @AdamJacobs33]

@jtrainor0125 @VintageFB Romeo crenell affect

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

the best 8.5 minutes ever shot with IMAX cameras.

presented in its original 1.43 expanded ratio.

[City Aesthetics ⛩ @cityaestheticss]

Pittsburgh was and is such a unique American city.

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

@sonyashea3 One of the most powerful feelings in the world is naming a movie someone can't remember with the sparest of hints.

[morningstar ✭ @jupitersembrace]

Odysseus after stringing the bow

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

The Odyssey (2026)

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

until somebody writes a blanker check

[niall @niallpta]

with every new watch, Oppenheimer’s trinity test sequence, no matter how many times you’ve seen it, feels as nail biting and high stakes as ever

that’s just great fucking filmmaking

[billiam @BillRatchet]

if you went back in time and told Jesus Christ that a guy named Jelly Roll lost 3000 pounds and then cheated on his wife named BunnyXO he probably would have just said fuck dying for everybodys sins

[benny hospitality @FartonFink]

[me, fat and stoned on the couch, covered in Cheetos dust and sweat, pressing play on my fourth Tubi movie of the day] I'm just like Charli baby, brat summerrrrrr

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Having a "Mayor from Jaws Summer" where I recklessly endanger the lives of everyone around me but pull off some really incredible outfits

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

McNulty: I will be the drunkest man who ever lived

Bunk: No. I will

Kima: I am breaking into male-dominated fields such as policing, being drunk, & cheating on your woman 24/7

Herc: [oafish grunting]

Lester: I Am Become The Wire.