Good morning London! It’s officially THE LAST MONTH OF THE DECADE 🎆
Feeling a little anxious about the future? Not quite in the mood for holiday stuff? NO PROBLEM. We’ve got over a WEEK of sci-fi programming to take your mind off things:
https://t.co/ptAUDjXniZ
Trophy Room: THREEPROV for one night only! TONIGHT at @hooplaimpro Pre Party, join @AdamJoselyn@camorborg and @jodiefrankly as they improvise an awards show before your very eyes 🤯
🔜 6pm @themillerpub 🏆
It’s happening again! Episodes 3 and 4 are going to be made, whether you like it or not. No, actually, you need to like it, because we need your help financially to make it happen. Thaaaaanks xx
The boys are back! Today we launch a new @kickstarter project to raise funds to record 2 brand new episodes of 'The Future Boys'! Plz retweet to help spread the word.
https://t.co/xiwcA93tPG
Imagine if you got a new mobile number that ended in the same four digits as your last mobile number. How would you ever know if your records have been updated? 🤦♂️
People love Ed!
@niall_omara smashed it in Eastenders on Friday and now fans want him as a series regular! #pizzaboy#eastenders#moped https://t.co/TXKS9Vw0ud
#GarethSouthgateWould apologise to you after you bumped into him and knocked his drink on the floor, then politely refuse your offer to buy him a new drink.
Me: Can you clear out the spare room for me please?
Girlfriend: Oh are your parents coming to stay?
Me: No dear, it’s Football. Football’s coming home.
#England#WorldCup18#FootballsComingHome
Genuine conversation I just heard:
12 Year Old On a Bike 1: Fam!
12 Year Old On a Bike 2: Fam! 12YOOaB1: What do you mean ‘Fam’?!
They say so much with so few words. #poetry#youtdem#lingo#fam