Elkton John

Sturdy and Purdy.

[Elkton John @AdamKM81]

When I was a kid I would watch Friends and wonder which one would I be when I grow up? Definitely not Joey, maybe somewhere between Ross and Chandler? Here it is almost 20 years later - turns out I’m Ugly Naked Guy.

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@ATRightMovies

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@landofthe80s STool

[Pat Sajak @patsajak]

Now that I’ve been off TV for a while, I thought I could walk anonymously through a mall. It worked at first, but then someone yelled, “Hey, it’s Pat Sajak!” Then I was surrounded by people. “How are you?” “We miss you!” It was a bit of a circus. I’m almost sorry I yelled.

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#Ghostbusters

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

“I now pronounce you: Chuck and Larry”

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“Well, in many ways, Porn Hub never left, Sir.”

[princess fae 🧚‍♀️ @faeriesector]

porn hub is back?????

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@Ravens @MarkMaske They are gonna get Ray Lewis to teach people how to stab instead

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@TMZ The wedding planner

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@DaveMcNamee3000

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I’m not crying from the onions, it’s the Shalits.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Gene Shalit, Iconic Film Critic, Dead at 100 https://t.co/zrWsJEClbZ

[TMZ @TMZ]

Gene Shalit, Iconic Film Critic, Dead at 100 https://t.co/zrWsJEClbZ

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@TMZ Vrabel probably banging his son’s fiancé

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@TMZ What a waste of time

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@AroundTheNFL

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@ATRightMovies Based on size, I’d say he was the biggest

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John Beret Ramsey

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@ATRightMovies https://t.co/QJnFRUc3HL

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@ATRightMovies

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@krentcilp5 Give em hell, Patty

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@landofthe80s “Rikey!”