Adam King

Just send me to jail and then I can still skate.

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@SweatieAngle I came back to twitter because I missed the Mondrian Mirror

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@AFpost This is a fun choice of pictures if, like me, you're able to cross your eyes and make them overlap, Magic Eye style.

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@HaggardHawks I hope your definitions for gewgaw and frippery each use fandanglement.

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@BuckyIsotope I've got a devils haircut living rent-free in my mind.

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@RonFilipkowski There is no amount of work that earns a person two votes. A husband and wife is imply two individuals with one vote each.

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@mrsundaymovies @BenChinapen Oh I get it.

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@RobynElyse Saint Boob

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@skatie420 Um.

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@markleggett It's a [your name] and [partner/best friend's name] thing, so [shirt reader's name] your way out!

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@thedirtbird Also, more medical students won't necessarily lead to more doctors, and if it DID, that 290k/yr would drop.

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@VladTheInflator Is "housing market savant" a medical discipline I haven't heard of?

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

microdosing falling in love by eating a singular butterfly

[GL @gldivittorio]

Imagine telling such a shit joke you make Florida a swing state again

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@SweatieAngle Yelhigh

[Janet Johnson @JJohnsonLaw]

Bravo, ⁦@nytimes⁩ 👏🏼

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@elonmusk https://t.co/gKcBR8axKD

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@RobynElyse No, Tim Meadows deserves more celebration for being Tim Meadows.

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@AlJean @TheSimpsons Who killed Snowball 1 (also maggie)

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@gabrielledrolet Gabrielle, Smokey is much more intense in person.

[Adam King @AdamKingXV]

@HarryBarnes1 @lilyallen Spoken like an ugly-footed troll.