Adamkombat

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey
> 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive
> “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus
> can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA
> Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a hangover
> OpenAI drops GPT-Image, Google drops nano-banana, both free
> our response: “Please login with your Adobe ID, install Creative Cloud, update 47 GB, restart, then pay $53.99/month”
> users collectively Alt-F4 into orbit

> watch in horror as ChatGPT/Gemini reads any PDF you give it for free
> enterprise cancels 10k seats overnight
> try to counter with Sora killer video model
> training cluster catches fire after someone uploads a 1998 clipart library
> PR tweet: “We are re-imagining creativity”
> quote-tweet ratio hits 1:9k, gif of dumpster bonfire tops replies

> premiere pro is now just a bloated launcher for 15 different subscription prompts
> 20-something with a phone and CapCut is making better edits
> our flagship feature: “Generative fill but now 3% slower”
> board meeting: “Let’s raise prices again”
> stock drops another 8% during the Zoom call
> our most innovative feature in 5 years is a "subscribe to annual plan" button that clicks itself

[Global Index @TheGlobal_Index]

@VladTheInflator If LinkedIn was real life

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

How will this affect LeBron’s legacy?

[Adam Morehouse @ItsThatNova]

At what point do the Republicans in office grow a pair and start pushing back against this stuff because just outright talking about ownership of Gaza has got to be the line, right?

Dude is out here talking about buying Gaza like it's a coastal strip for golf development.

[Adam Morehouse @ItsThatNova]

Live for about an hour and a bit before dinner! Just going to play some MAHVEL. Live on Twitch!

[Adam Morehouse @ItsThatNova]

Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope you all have a great day and get to spend it however you want.

Eat lots of good food and sleep it off at minimum.

[Adamkombat @AdamKombat]

@ItsThatNova Suuuuuuuure

[Sean Plott @day9tv]

Still surprised there hasn't been a gamesworkshop branded retirement plan called Warhammer401k

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dudes will pick up the coolest hobbies

[Adamkombat @AdamKombat]

@ItsThatNova Wait, holy shit. First time I saw this I thought it was just another Horizon game lol

[Adam Morehouse @ItsThatNova]

Was already the greatest to ever do it, but at this point he's so far ahead of everyone else it's insane lmao.

Holding all 5 major records in one of the most contested and prestigious games in speedrunning at the same time and by no small margin is incredible.

[Adam Morehouse @ItsThatNova]

I'm ready for Blockbuster to return lmao.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Bruce Degen, the illustrator of ‘The Magic School Bus’ books, has passed away at age 79

[Adam Morehouse @ItsThatNova]

RIP legend.

[Adam Morehouse @ItsThatNova]

This is what I'm talking about when I say that game Dev is cooked.

You can't have a 4090 need frame gen to get past 53fps in 4k in 2024, I'm sorry.

This whole solve it with brute force shit has got to stop. Gonna have people on $750 graphics cards crying themselves to sleep.

[Adam Morehouse @ItsThatNova]

The cultural significance of this new angle being discovered can not be overstated for anyone over the age of 25.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Alternative angle of the famous "Cybergoth Dance Party" video, showing more cybergoth dance moves to Early Hardstyle, ending where the famous one begins