Adam Kooistra

Cat Scratch Survivor (No Rabies).
I was once the youngest person on earth but that only lasted for a minute.
I think Pull Tab lotteries are a rip off.

[Adam Kooistra @AdamKooistra]

@joerogan please have Freddie Johnson on the podcast. This man would have a phenomenal story to tell.#buffalotrace

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Hey @hulu how about during adds the volume stays the same instead of cranking up loud enough for the neighborhood to hear.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What?

[Adam Kooistra @AdamKooistra]

@disneyplus no Man from Snowy River or Return to Snowy River on the app. What gives?!

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@joerogan not even guest has to be introduced as the Great and Powerful. Makes me expect you to introduce Oz and pull back the green curtains. But I'll never stop listening to JRE!

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@tjspeer Sorry to see this. Hope you could salvage it and finish it up.

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@tjspeer I'll do some double checking after the prime rib I'm smoking is done.

[Adam Kooistra @AdamKooistra]

So on E-Harmanys commercial All the guys and girls have the same white iphone 11 with a blue case and are gorgeous. Is that a requirement or can any average looking Android user also sign up? Asking for a friend.

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@stoolpresidente any celebrity that joins you for a pizza review should have to give a 5K minimum to the barstoolfund or the business that pie is from!

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

My new mask is how I feel:
Angry for those who've died.
Worried for the sick.
Sad for those in fear.
Exhausted by homeschooling.
Hopeful for those not working.
Grateful to those taking care of us.
Missing Thanksgiving with family.
The enemy is not each other.

[Adam Kooistra @AdamKooistra]

@ConanOBrien did our pal Timothy Olyphant get paid from Tito's? This has to be Raylans cowboy hat!

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@tjspeer Explain like I'm a child. 34 years old and sorry to say, the majority don't understand.

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@funnyordie how do I get ahold of Will Ferrell to borrow the original Mugatu sweater for Halloween?!

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@elonmusk

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@joerogan had this absolute unit tonight. Down 7lbs in two weeks with zero change other than diet. Lower back and knee pain is gone.

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@daxshepard just watched Chips again. Friggin awesome. Great job eating the burger outside of Tommy's Burgers. 3rd dump before 11am.

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Vizzini, the man who made Plato, Aristotle and Socrates look like morons is dead at 44. Because he could "Clearly not choose the wine in front of me" #WaPoDeathNotices

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#foxnews2016 #makeamericagreatagain

[Adam Kooistra @AdamKooistra]

@UnboxTherapy should go over something as simple as the watch on your wrist! I'm curious what you wear?

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Top Gear UK may be the best show ever. No, I'm not kidding!