URGENT: I need to edit this screenshot to remove the part where it clearly shows my girlfriend was logged into Facebook when she took it. Any tips? Lost access to this burner I was using to harass her critics, and this evidence is very inconvenient.
https://t.co/Zad9HIkUo4
My girlfriend is looking at large penises tonight and talking about some support group that's discriminatory and won't let me join. They said, I don't meat the requirements π€ π€
Yesterday I was vindicated by the justice system. Today I'm still too broke for a celebratory Happy Meal, and my girlfriend spent the entire night thirst-posting about other men. Justice really does have limits. Please donate to #ProstateMania so I can celebrate by myself π€
First, I took her family away.
Then I took her law practice.
Now I'm taking her social media.
I told her family I'd make her famous, and only she believed me.