Rockies rotation to begin the season, per manager Schaeffer, via @harding_at_mlb:
Kyle Freeland
Michael Lorenzen
Jose Quintana
Tomoyuki Sugano
Ryan Feltner
Chase Dollander will begin season in bullpen.
petition to log defunctland videos on @letterboxd
four hours of my goddamn time and i can't even have the satisfaction of writing a funny little review for it. for shame.
Our fat retard president Donald Trump just signed an executive order punishing flag burning with a year in jail. What our fat retard president doesn't know (or doesn't care about) is that the Supreme Court ruled that flag burning is freedom of speech in FUCKING 1989. He's a bloated fascist bitch and if you still support him you have the IQ of a bonobo. Nobody hates freedom and the constitution more than MAGA.