Adam Lotts

Chimpanzee. Mosquito. Gelatin. Paintball.

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@CountryCrock just a quick question: why would you pay the royalties for “I Wanna Rock” — by all measures an amazing Twisted Sister hair metal song of which we are all aware — and then create possibly the most unfortunate concoction of the same chords and lyrics possible?

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@manpower1955 @UROCKlive1 Quick warning: don’t search “campaign contributions Harris vs Trump” bc your entire rationale will be utterly destroyed

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

I mean I’m a Texans fan. I’ve been conditioned over the years to mentally prepare for a bad game…but not a 4-consecutive-pre-snap-penalties-while-down-by-14-against-Sam-Darnold-so-I-have-to-turn-the-game-off type of game.

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

Alien: Romulus is coming out soon. I remember being excited for Alien: Covenant. And I’m honestly easy to please with regard to the Alien franchise. But the flute scene in Covenant has to be the single most destructive scene to the pace of a movie that we will ever witness.

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@FRIZZFR8 @JJWatt Do you understand that literally every team besides the Arizona Cardinals and Chicago Bears are technically “expansion” teams? Is “expansion team” supposed to be…like…a burn? Good one, bro.

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@YDotK @NFL_DovKleiman @shannonsharpeee @GManzano24 Legit question—how can you respect a dude who compares an entity that pays people more money than you or I will likely ever see to “slavery”, and then tells everyone he’s sitting around waiting to get back into this slavery league?

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@LDeeds @charliekirk11 You’re right bro. California is doing great!! Keep living there and hating Trump. Just, please, for the love of God stay there. I mean…I can’t stress this enough…please don’t move anywhere else. It will literally make every other place just as *great* as California.

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@jonlincbrown @nathaliejacoby1 This probably has a point…but…🤷‍♂️ for now

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@RoddyluvsRita @KniteRite @libsoftiktok Lol — a person with no likes on any of their hateful posts about an account that literally just reposts content with almost no context declares they “won the war” in all caps. Can…can there be a war of desperation?

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

Still a better trade than Deandre Hopkins to the Cardinals

[ESPN @espn]

US officials: Russia frees WNBA player Brittney Griner in prisoner swap, with US releasing Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout.

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

We traded an arms dealer to the geopolitical equivalent of a gas station in a Mad Max movie for a communist WNBA player. This is so far from believable that it wouldn’t even make it into a Steven Segal film that got thrown in the dumpster.

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@RandyCarswell92 @BiggityB05 @AstrosOptimism2 Literally been in the postseason every year since the *clearly everyone else was doing the same BS* scandal lol—keep crying

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@sarracenialand @JacobMy19776226 @BariFromRange @Yankees We can’t help you bro. We’ve presented all of the logic. If you want to ACTUALLY think that a team that hasn’t lost a post season game heading into the WS is a bad team for some reason, we would literally be gaslighting ourselves trying to understand your logic. Sorry homie.

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@JacobMy19776226 @sarracenialand @BariFromRange @Yankees God man don’t you know making it to the WS is subpar? That getting an AL pennant 4 of the last 6 seasons is just being “up on the giddy”? That literally losing zero games in the postseason and calling it dominant means you don’t know baseball? What an idiot, bro.

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

The most shocking thing about this game was that @TBSNetwork interviewed @ABREG_1 postgame instead of plying Boone for how awesome that one Yankees double play was earlier in the game.

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

HE WAS STEPPING TOWARDS HOME.

He has to finish the pitch. This is a FREAKING balk.

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@RichardBHarris It is hilariously obvious

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@Rayado1978 @ybisbetterifear @astros Solo tratando de ayudarte, mi amigo

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@Rayado1978 @ybisbetterifear @astros Please, guy…from a guy on your side…change your pic to literally anything but a dumb ass mask pic

[Adam Lotts @AdamLotts]

@ybisbetterifear @astros