Adam Lofthouse

Got a new phone and due to Elon's fantastic website I can't access this account on it 🤦‍♂️
New Account: @ALofthouse98

[Alfie @AlfiePottsH]

Football fans in their mid-20s to mid-30s after watching a 2 minute compilation of Rory Delap drying the ball on his shirt before hurling it into the mixer with Catfish and the Bottlemen playing in the background:

[🇵🇸 ceo of paulkins l bzzzcon hater @supfurstarlimo]

there is nothing in the world that is funnier to me than the line "i hate every ape i see from chimpan-a to chimpan-z" they havent made a real planet of the apes musical because they know it would stack up

[lucaspriv @lucas_lufc_priv]

Leeds play football in 14 hours

[Four Finger Discount @fourfingerpod]

We can now stop with the Olympic breakdance memes. Nothing will top this Simpsons masterpiece.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

To angry rioters who are ‘sick of being ignored’, we just had an election – that was you being heard. It showed that most people don’t want what you want. If you don’t like that, go and live aboard. Oh wait… you can’t because you voted for Brexit you stupid twats.

[Denzel 🐉 @denzelschlupp]

Crazy how WWE won this trade

[chloé, your best girlfailure 🌺🐐♦️ @chlortisokay]

nice, can't wait for the semis :)

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

Reform might’ve gotten 50+ seats if it weren’t for a lot of polling stations being in primary schools.

[MJ @elland_toad]

@NationalHways Ok not sure which one to do - the issue is I’ve just driven through the roadworks at Garforth and there’s some people driving the diggers and dressed in high vis. Do you think they might have broken in? I’ve not seen them before in the entire 3 months the cones have been there.

[Captain Bendy @robmulholland]

Fair play to Ipswich and Financial Fair Play to Leicester

[Ryan @LestahRaz]

POV: springfield to the simpsons when they stick a dome over the town

[Adam Lofthouse @AdamMLofthouse]

@DewsFutbol The crowd may start emptying earlier than the 80th minute today 😂

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

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[Adam Lofthouse @AdamMLofthouse]

@WTrinityRL @FranLorraine

[Luke Humphries MBE @lukeh180]

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