Adam MacGregor

Musician, dreamer, coffee snob.

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@tompowercbc that interview with Mandy Patinkin was just incredible. 🙌

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@realDonaldTrump Pretty sure you weren’t invited dude

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@kittythefool Instant classic

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@lebenad Both

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@LeGoat_SZN @realDonaldTrump You really had no idea there was a country named “Georgia”, did you?

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@ThatEricAlper Jacob Collier

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@alicialalaa Not if it’s real

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@megynkelly @realDonaldTrump Trump always helps himself when it matters most. Like when he helped himself during the pandemic and left everyone else to die.

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@robertjeffress Who are you having as a guest speaker next week? Satan?

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@tompowercbc Dude, we are trapped in our homes and you’re playing Wagon Wheel?! Not okay ☝️

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@piya Feeling awake. Can you die from drinking too much coffee? (Asking for a friend)

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“Arrest The President” – the first track from #EverythangsCorrupt just dropped. Hit the link and listen to some truth now.
https://t.co/Iwr7afo3pV

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I’m going to start referring to my guy friends as “strong” and “fierce”

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Walmart is basically a large version of the waiting room at an after hours clinic

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Athlete's foot #foulsmellingcandles

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Swass #foulsmellingcandles

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Thinking about starting a line of foul-smelling candles. First up: wet dog #foulsmellingcandles

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What's with oranges being the only fruit named after their colour? The person naming fruit was just like "what colour is it? DONE!"

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I just realized that tranquilizer has the word tranquil in it. How did I not know this after 39 years?!

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There's literally candy residue on my phone screen in the aftermath of my candy-eating trance