Adam Marshall

NHS dietitian. carbohydrate and husky enthusiast

[England @England]

Iconic.

[Maxwell Marlow 🇺🇦 @maxwell_marlow]

Quadruple lock confirmed.

It’s over for young people.

[ellara @peacekful]

i no longer hate mondays, i’ve matured, instead i hate life

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

clocking in

[Charlie @barbourtwat]

Pensioners who earn more than me, and who even own their own house mortgage free, will get winter fuel payments whilst I get nothing. 🎉🥳

[Vlad @VladTheInflator]

"The median home buyer in 2007 was born in 1968. The median homebuyer in 2024 was born in 1968."

Like I said, boomers trading houses

[𝕄𝔼𝕋 @BernabeuNights]

Hang it in the Louvre.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

YUP

[Ferrari News 🐎 @FanaticsFerrari]

McLaren this. Norris that.

Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari is here 😍

[peter @arabatman_]

Saying “locking in” at work then proceeding to do the bare minimum

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

BREAKING NEWS: The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001–2003) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after marathoning the extended editions for the 200th time

[sim @simscircuit]

oh SHE IS BACK 😭‼️

#F1 || #ItalianGP

[Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits]

Beyond excited my girl Emily in Paris is back. I’ve watched every episode and have not a single memory of last season, the names or any characters or anything else aside from the fact she has a job in Paris. It’s perfect TV. May it run for 1000 seasons.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Olivia Colman says she hates how proud some people are about not liking fizzy drinks.

“Well done on being boring,” she said

[erica @ericanextdooor]

please don’t offer your positive perspective when i’m trying to be a hater

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

@judeinlondon I'm sorry for the delay in responding, please pass on my sincerest thanks. This is not my victory. It is your uncle's victory!

[cants @cantseyy]

I love Nothing To Declare

Always a confused looking Chinese woman wondering why she can't bring an otter through in her suitcase

Get the tazer

[Peter Smith @Redpeter99]

The most fortunate generation ever.
Free NHS, too young for WW2 conscription or National Service, affordable housing, secure well paid jobs, free HE, excellent final salary pension schemes.
Why are they so angry?