Adam Millspaw

Nurse, GU ‘18 Grad. U.S. Army Infantry. Let us satire about life...Adam Millspaw 2.0 bigger and better.

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@Vladthe22582251 You are the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

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@A_Kohl1018 Yo, you play? I’d be down.

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@A_Kohl1018 Thank you. Nice to be appreciated.

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@Morgxn2001 ...what?

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Sigh...where do you even begin...

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I may or may not have been humming “it’s a lip” to myself...

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

Nothing says “I grew up in the evangelical subculture in the 90’s” like knowing all the lyrics to every Veggietales song ever

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@123jujubean Uh my head at this 🤦🏼‍♂️

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What is with these Guinness World Record titles? It’s like, “Most grapefruits sliced against your stomach with a nail, while lying on a board while imitating a monkey.”

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What was your evidence?

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Am I the only one getting the “so satisfying” on the Snapchat? I do not get any particular satisfaction from cutting soap. Good day.

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Florida Man May 22nd. Florida man climbs on playground equipment to tell children how babies are made. 🤔

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@JDugudichi Loquacious

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@MattWalshBlog Don’t play me at chess. You’ll loose.

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Hmmm, I wonder why? https://t.co/eO4H3tArHE

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When Thanos snaps his finger.

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

when the intersectionality kicks in

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The same could be asked of Obama’s children, just saying. 🥺

[Karine Jean-Pierre @K_JeanPierre]

QUESTION: Which of Donald Trump’s adult children will go to jail first?

[Adam Millspaw @AdamMillspaw]

I’m not ranting. I’m just calmly saying that I will never support socialism. Not because I am a terrible person, but because I have thought about the options and I will never be ok with someone taking what I have broken my back to earn and giving it to someone else.

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@Morgxn2001 Just so you have a positive comment. I want you to know that you are a beautiful young woman. I want you to know that I respect your free thinking and admire your education. You have shown that skin color doesn’t matter on the inside.

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

I thought I had to vote Democrat because I thought they were the only political party fighting for us. This all changed under Barack Obama who would stop at nothing to disrespect our country the people protecting it.

#maga #blackconservative #MAGACountry #fakenews