Adam Napora

Unqualified, but available.

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Coach: “Slip the jab.”

Me applying European levels of urgency:

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@PolitlcsUK Universal Basic Income entered the chat

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Everyone’s worried about GTA 6 leaks now.

Wait until launch week when some unemployed man in Ohio finishes the entire game in 36 hours and posts the ending while the rest of us are still adjusting the brightness settings.

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@KamaNnachi He’s one fanning palm leaf away from being a Roman emperor

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@Rossmac212 Just downloaded a teletext app because of this post 🙏🏻

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@NiallStanage Humanity watches terminator 2 and somehow took it as a tutorial

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@shannon_rxo Bugatti: Rental
Net worth: Also rental

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@PolitlcsUK Me pretending those 10 mins thinking Larry had passed didn’t totally destroy me

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@PolitlcsUK

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@netflix Extended look at how rockstar physics lets cars brake from 100 - 0 quicker than road runner stopping next to some bird seed

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@vihdsgn The leak makes the driving and handling look very arcade like. No noticeable momentum or obvious weight behind it

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Focus on the pattern…. Relax your eyes…. And there it is…. A Fish and Chips has appeared

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OK FOLKS .. We live in the greatest country in the world .. And one of the greatest things about our great country is Fish and Chips on a Friday .. and where else but Wethherspoon at Waterloo Station, London .. With bread and butter 🍰 👍😁 🍺 ..

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@bankertobuilder Sadly, this UNESCO World Heritage site has seen its F150 population numbers decimated by poachers. Climate change isn’t helping either

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@ProBoxingFans @Carl_Froch @RealRoyJonesJr @frochonfighting Froch a fantastic fighter but thinking he’d beat bud is maaad

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@AuxGod_ @kenanthompson @Iamkelmitchell Even kids across the pond in the UK knew this went hard af. God damn what an intro

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@roywoodjr They can fight it. Winning is another matter entirely however

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The sun has disappeared.

Please remain calm and proceed to your nearest pharmacy to hoard large quantities of vitamin D

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@WriterHannahBT Even the weather app is taking the piss now. Says it will rain and then it shows NO RAIN for literally every hour of the day

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@piersmorgan @SimonCowell @AGT

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Seemingly every time I run atm:

1k: fine
2k: fine
3k: fine
4k: fine
5k: fine
6k: fine

6.0000000001k: multiple organ failure

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@realninawysocka Mentally hear tomorrows Microsoft teams ringtones and give myself a panic attack