Adam

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[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@WilliamShatner He did some classic movies. Kingdom of The Spiders!

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@RapidResponse47 I hope his imported wife doesn't read this.

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@FOX2News Unless it's Bonnie Blue traveling state to state, they might want to rethink NUTmobile.

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@horrormuseum Is there proof she doesn't perform those acts?

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@horrormuseum Some people have dreams and some people live them.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@horrormuseum He mention how it was? If you're terminal I would think you try all the kinks before checking out.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@WhiteHouse I can pick up a deck of cards too and hold all the cards. If you really want to impress me, show him doing 3 pushups.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@freep Once he's out he can celebrate by raising a barn.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@TheBabylonBee Could have used that time planning for Father's Day.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@RobertPicardo I just watched you in a Tales From The Crypt episode this weekend. That show had all the stars.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@DE_Gifford Want to start your car? Please watch this ninety second ad or pay $1.99 to start now.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@TheBabylonBee Give her a pet pitbull wearing a pink tutu and it would be perfect.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@FOX2News It took a new CEO to realize that lowering prices brings in customers?

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@NancyMace The people that claim to be the most anti-whatever are always the ones busted trying to bang that whatever.

How soon till you get caught blowing a women?

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@Dexerto Next family BBQ after getting a mouthful of rocket pop.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@TheBabylonBee When the opening credits list Kevin Sorbo, it's a guarantee.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@TheBabylonBee I miss the days late night shows would bring in celebrities and joke around. Not talk about politics for an hour straight.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@RandyRRQuaid I agree. My gas tank now holds $60 of gas instead of $40. For some reason my mileage has not improved to match.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@WhiteHouse To who? Hopefully your teachers. You can barely comprehend the English language.

[Adam @AdamNextDoor]

@TheBabylonBee Its not his fault for bringing facts to the discussion.