Adam Parker

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@ConwayYen What about selling puts?

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@AdamBLiv First a trickle then a waterfall!

[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

🔥THE GREAT STRC CORPORATE TREASURY ROTATION🔥

LISTEN UP, YOU WINE-MOM CORPORATE ZOMBIES AND YOUR BALL-LESS CFO BOYFRIENDS:

While Target’s suburban wine aunts are out there buying $9.99 “live laugh love” candles and pretending their $3.822 billion in cash is “safe” in T-bills at a pathetic 3.67% like it’s 1987 and Volcker’s still choking the economy… their treasury department is literally lighting money on fire.

These clowns are out here earning less than inflation while Bitcoin does 25% a year and Michael Saylor’s STRC Stretch perpetual preferred is coughing up 11.5% dividends like a slot machine that actually pays.

And before you normies start screeching “BUT RISK!!” - it’s ‘40 Act compliant, you regulatory mouth-breathers!

This isn’t some Cayman Islands shitcoin SPAC your cousin’s “hedge fund” cooked up in his basement.

It’s registered, liquid, perpetual preferred equity that even your boomer 401(k) mutual funds are allowed to touch.

The SEC literally said “yeah, this is fine.”

But corporate CFOs, the khaki-pants goblins who jerk off to Excel models of 60-day Treasuries - are too busy clutching pearls and whispering “fiduciary duty” while the real fiduciary move is staring them in the face like a stripper with a 12-inch stack.

Here’s the math for you accountants who still think “compounding” is what happens when you forget to pay the Amex:

Take the full $3.822 billion cash pile.

40% into STRC = $1.529 billion printing $176 million in cold hard dividends every single year at 11.5%.

60% stays in T-bills = $84 million.

Total new annual income: $260 million - an extra $120 million a year over the old “safe” strategy.

That’s $1.2 billion extra over ten years just sitting there like found money.

But wait, we’re not done, you absolute midwits.

Reinvest every single STRC dividend straight into Bitcoin compounding at 25% a year (yeah, the same Bitcoin that’s been averaging triple digits while your CFO was busy “derisking”).

After ten years:

All-T-bills baseline (the current pussy strategy): $5.48 billion total.

The STRC + BTC dividend rocket: $10.663 billion - with $5.846 billion of that being straight Bitcoin gains from the dividends alone.

$5.183 BILLION extra on the balance sheet.

That’s war crime against financial mediocrity.

Now compare that to Target’s actual business.

Over the last decade these fellas generated $54 billion in operating income from selling overpriced socks to women who cry at Hallmark movies.

The extra $5.183 billion from this one move?

That’s 9.6% of ten years of store profit.

Do you know what an additional 9.6% profit looks like you a retail company with nickel-and-dime profit margins?

A lazy 40% treasury rotation into 11.5% yielding, Bitcoin-fueled magic TRANSFORMS their pocket change.

So why the aren’t they doing it?

Because traditional CFOs are the most overpaid cowards in America.

These suits would rather die on the hill of “we can’t take risk with shareholder money” than admit the real risk is watching your cash evaporate in real terms while Saylor’s out here turning corporate balance sheets into Lambo factories.

They’re the same geniuses who kept cash in 0.1% savings accounts in 2021 and called it “prudent.”

Prudent like bringing a knife to a thermonuclear war.

Target wine moms - yeah, I’m talking to YOU, Karen with the Stanley cup full of rosé - your “safe” corporate strategy is why your 401(k) is still down 40% in real dollars since 2020 while the guys who went all-in on digital assets are buying islands.

Your CFO is literally protecting your vibe purchases at the expense of generational wealth.

Corporate America: this is the Great STRC Treasury Rotation.

40% in, dividends straight to Bitcoin, rest in T-bills for the regulators.

Do it before your competitors figure it out and leave you in the dust like the dinosaurs you are.

Your move, wine moms. Or keep shopping.

The math doesn’t care if you cry into your $6 oat milk latte.

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

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[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@TslaGroupie Or you could invest in STRC an collect tax deferred dividends at 11%

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@BarbellFi Convert the 1 million in cash to STRC and collect 110k in dividends that are tax deferred. Use the dividends to pay the mortgage payment and other expenses. Reinvest the remaining.

[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

Did you know that retiring DECADES EARLY is EASY now?

You can get $100,000/year with less than $1 million.

Traditionally, people safely retired using the 4% rule.

Withdraw 4% of your investments per year, and theoretically you’ll never run out of money.

To find the number of money you needed, you’d take your annual expenses and multiply them by 25.

Want to live off $100,000 per year?

You need $2.5 million.

Until now.

With STRC, you get tax-deferred, 11% dividends, paid monthly.

If you wanted to live off your dividends, and you wanted to live off $100,000 per year…

You’d only need $909,000.

That’s correct.

Same lifestyle, but instead of $2.5 million, you only need $909,000.

STRC is making retirement possible for millions of people.

Buy STRC, pocket the dividends, exit the rat race early.

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@LEAPTRADER_ Options book

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@BarbellFi Convert 250k cash to STRC

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@Phil_Pickleson @Kyl0Z3n A lot of people seem to miss what option to purchase means. He doesn’t get paid in stock

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@DreamDividend STRC

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@theficouple Take the 1 million and invest it in STRC and collect 10k plus in tax free dividends a month much better option

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@theficouple Purchase 130k worth of STRC and utilize the dividends that are tax free return of capital to pay the mortgage payment and reinvest the remainder each month.

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@Comedyorwat 969

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@DevotedDividend STRC instead

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@money_cruncher Or just buy STRC and dividends are treated as ROC

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@xMarketNews No one actually knows what the most shorted stock in the world is when shorts are self reported

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@Deexnootzbtch @CharlesSchwab They just showed up!

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

@ryancohen did Schwab distribute your warrants?

[Adam Parker @AdamPar65368710]

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