Adam Penny

📍NYC.

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@vic_artie happy pride

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Turns out… maybe I would pay $1000s for a Beyoncé ticket

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Yo, @Apple needs to seriously check itself & it’s autocorrect MADNESS

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If there’s one thing more frustrating than scrolling StreetEasy endlessly, it’s manipulative brokers telling you “rents are increasing” like you haven’t been scrolling StreetEasy endlessly.

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How am I, at the ripe age of almost 32, finding myself re-obsessed with Animal Crossing

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Periodt

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Thiiiiiiiiiis 💫 🫶🏼

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Never watched Match of the Day but I’m over here watching the drama

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The meat I didn’t consume over 5 years of vegetarianism I’ve made up for within two days in the state of Georgia.

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Talent 😍

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Refreshed the #reel a bit for 2023 🫡
Freelance has been a crazy journey so far. Excited for bigger and better client work this year.

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@render_times Endorsed

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Duolingo is really great an all but now when I say certain Spanish phrases I can’t stop impersonating their silly voices too

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The anxiety I feel when my barber is off sick and I suddenly have to use someone I don’t know is UN 👏🏻 CONTROLLABLE 👏🏻

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I mean there’s a theme

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I just saw a literal human take a literal shit on a subway platform so tell me again how glam NYC is please

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Oh and for further context, yes we made eye contact and no it was not comfortable (for me, at least)

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When I say I have an addictive personality I mean 3 seasons of Game of Thrones in 3 weeks addictive personality. Also no I’m not OK.

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@vic_artie But really 💀

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Truly not sure I see a time in my future when Jess Glynn’s music doesn’t just piss me off.