Adam Rudder

Filmmaker. Writer. Comedian. Music Lover. Third most handsome guy on my block. Ps.There are only 3 guys on my block.

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@MichaelUCSD @BenAndWoods @thestevenwoods Oh cool, I actually wrote and directed this sketch. Glad you enjoyed it

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@GonsolinRBW I would take Jackson Merill (and many others) over nimmo in a heart beat. In his rookie season and he already has more hrs, more rbis, more sb, and over 60 points better average (.294) than Nimmo. He also carries a great glove in cf & is getting better seemingly every wk.

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@RyanPayne32 @afmazon Well not really the same place bc now you would have 2 key positions of need filled (vs only 1) & more yrs of control. With 3 strong starters, we can then more comfortably add a cheap prove it contract guy or use 1 of our own prospects to round out the staff

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@Sports760 @jonschaeffer @JonAndJim Been sad all day. How soon before we can have a part of the stadium named after him? Like Seidler Porch/Peter’s Porch? There’s a deep drive to right.Tatis going back back back. He leans over seidler porch & oohhhh what a catch!! He robs betts of a 3 run homer to end the 8th!

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@hollyintemecula @Padres This doesn’t make me feel any better :(

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I've come to the realization that I use social media too much so I'm going to cut down and start using it A LOT instead of A LOOOOT.

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More than meets the eye apparently

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Are you attracted to the person or to the lesson?

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Last night I was in a bunch of group photos that were cut off at my nose because I'm too tall. But luckily I made up for it in a couple that I actually fit in by having my eyes closed.

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For April Fools, I'm going to call up all of my exes and tell them I'm pregnant.

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People will think whatever they want to think no matter what you do.

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Hypothetically speaking, would you marry me if I was Leonardo DiCaprio?

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I feel like a million bucks today. But, to be honest, after you consider inflation and the state of the housing market, that comes to only $242,389.

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What better way to show your Valentine you love them than by select all-ing and copying something really sweet.

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@TALENTEDTHOMAS “The nickname America's Team was actually first coined in 1978 in a Dallas Cowboys highlight film by narrator John Facenda, who mentioned that the team appears on TV so much that they are as recognizable as movie stars and US presidents. Thus, they are “America's Team”.

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Anybody else also not on social media at this very second?

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You can be absolutely silent and still be the loudest person in the room.

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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... and 99.7% of the shots that you do. Because lets face it, you're not very good at sports."

-- Wayne Gretzky + Adam Rudder

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I think I may have just broke my imagination.

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Proud moment of the day #26:

I just realized I put my boxers on inside out. Yes folks, I'm available for birthdays, weddings and Bar Mitzvahs!