Adam

the ville

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

@CocoGauff you're a bum

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

@moutet99 you're a bum dude. -420 and you drop the last set tiebreak. Terrible.

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

@AndreyRublev97 great work today man! Really good effort! Bum 🙄

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

@bertkreischer I love you so much. You make me happy atleast 4 times a week. Hope to shake your hand someday crack a brewski

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

@mensik_jakub_ hey thanks for playing like shit and costing me $ 💙

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

@AlexZverev you're a fuckin bum dude. Thought you were a sure thing 🙄 -$

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

@FTiafoe if you dont wanna play the 3rd set then just retire next time. Jus terrible.

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

@DjokerNole you suck. -430 my ass. Retire.

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

@borna_coric you're a bum man. Costed me $200.

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

When a girl breaks up with you over your vaccination status. Gotta love women in 2024 🫶🏼

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

Paul Pogba 💙

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

How girls use the restroom faster than men is a paradox I'll never wrap my head around. I bet they dont wash their hands.

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

The Burger King guy spelled my name Adame yesterday. Today he spelled it Addam. Poor guy.

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

Dude a BK asked for my name. Spelled it Adame.

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house keys on 🎶

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

Big fat fucking EL

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

Little sis got accepted into BU and Northwestern now she thinks shes smart.

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

Accidently took 200mg. Thought it was only 50 :/ goodnight 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

Someone in my office got fired today because she thought vampires were stalking her and that her life was in danger. Made me feel good about my own mental health.

[Adam @AdamSalerno]

A girlfriend would be nice. Split rent and help me pickout nice clothes. Thats the extent of my wants.