Adam

i've got nothing.

[Adam @AdamSchum]

Do you think there will be statues for our generation or just memes and NFTs?

[Adam @AdamSchum]

@howardkremer If we were to pop case on an Austin Stories DVD - would it be picture disc? The mystery is killing me…

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uh oh - just had a scary thought that in the future texts are gonna be like the new “email” and i’m fucking bummed

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the amount of people still misusing the word “infamous” is truly infamous.

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why’s everyone so pissed over paper straws? get fucking hobby already, guys.

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only thing worse than losing your chapstick is finding that little bastard in the dryer.

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@rscottrosenberg We should do something epic.

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as gangbangers go, i’m pretty low key.

[Adam @AdamSchum]

i miss my zune

[Adam @AdamSchum]

if mueller gets fired does all the evidence bounce away and disappear like when sonic looses his rings?

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ordering milk with sushi definitely feels like something a serial killer would do

[Adam @AdamSchum]

@DuckDellingr It was 👌

[Adam @AdamSchum]

not calling “Now You See Me 2” “Now You Don’t” was a huge missed opportunity

[Adam @AdamSchum]

@sgreenburrito @DuckDellingr

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@DuckDellingr always be prepped for a trilogy, yes; but a damn shame when one has to sacrifice such a perfect alley-oop

[Adam @AdamSchum]

@teeslo this is why we hang.

[Adam @AdamSchum]

it’s baffling to me how few people know who the 3 Ninjas are

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Pulling a muscle bowling is a good reminder that you’re not 17 anymore.

[Adam @AdamSchum]

“hey bro - what’s your high-5 intake these days?”

[Adam @AdamSchum]

when I dream, it’s of @JessRMcKenna, @ZachReino, and @mholland85 doing another ep of @OffBookPod together.