Adam

There’s sharks and minnows in this world and if you don’t know which one you are, then you ain’t a shark.

[Adam @AdamShiplett]

@LexxGentry_95 That’s easy! They were born 7 years ago 💁🏼‍♀️

[Adam @AdamShiplett]

Half a dozen deviled eggs deep into Thanksgiving and haven’t had the first meal yet😂

[Parker Cattle @CattleParker]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
May your plate be full and your belly stuffed because without friends like you life would be rough.

[Adam @AdamShiplett]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 21 Oct 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Adam @AdamShiplett]

@dog_rates @LexxGentry_95

[Adam @AdamShiplett]

I sure could go for these views right about now

[the Bird🐦 @EBJohnson11]

“But the only thing you really need to know is the drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone, the party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long and she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone”

[Adam @AdamShiplett]

It’s always something out here

[Ky🤍 @KylaLee08]

Personally speaking I 100% think we should bring back public hangings

[Ian Munsick @IanMunsick]

Moms rule.

[Adam @AdamShiplett]

My little town is really on my mind this morning

[Adam @AdamShiplett]

2 for 2 dragging trailers home from work. First time it’s a flat tire. Second time we lose a wheel hub. I’m done with trailers when days off roll around

[Casey Kimbrell @CBKimbrell]

Never seen that before

[Vaquero Loco @The_OG_TxJoker]

We really about to have a second Great Depression because y’all let some tweets hurt your feelings...

[Peyton @plbarrett1997]

Don’t be crying about gas prices if you’re paying for $8 shots every weekend

[Brandon Freel @IowaAggie10]

Remember in the Lion King when Scar cheated to win the title as king? And the pride land was overrun with hyenas? And all of the lions lost everything they had built and maintained? Just asking. No reason

[Adam @AdamShiplett]

Listening to Lexi have full blown conversations with the dog trying to get her to go outside cracks me up 😂

[𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐓™️ @ColtMangum45]

“Why” by read southall will always be a banger

[Wckdtwstdroad @CowboyCadillac3]

It’s better to burn out than it is to rust.