Adam Smith

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Dear Prof. Cox,
If I have drunk, on average, 12 pints of bitter per week since 1980, what percentage of the observable universe’s total mass has passed through my penis?

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

🔢 Group C's standings after Matchday One.

#HAISCO | #FIFAWorldCup

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

Mikel Arteta is also an anagram for “I Protected An Accused Serial Rapist And Promoted Him To Women And Kids.”

[CFChris. @EmenaIo]

He’s disgusted.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Arteta on Eberechi Eze: “It’s not easy when you move to a new club and when you play against a team that is like Brentford”.

“The ball is a lot of times NOT on the floor and especially for creative players, it’s more difficult”.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Update the graphic admin.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Easily one of the most universally popular players in Chelsea history. 💙

A very happy birthday to Eden Hazard! 🎂

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Happy birthday, Misha! 🎂

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

He might be coming back…

[☻ @oshillex]

If the order stays the same, Max will lose the championship by 5 points, making this the funniest temper tantrum of all time

[Baikie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FourYearStr0ng]

Just a reminder, Rio Ferdinand cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer x

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Football. Simply the greatest sport on earth.

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

Check out our bio… no really, it’s worth it!

#SCODEN

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Maresca: “I’d love to have Romeo Lavia always on the pitch but it’s my duty to protect him”.

“The main target for Romeo is to be fit. Don't get any injuries. For me in this moment Romeo is where Reece was more or less one year ago”.

[morson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @cfcmorson]

Average reaction to packing a cardiff player in fifa 19