@BorisJohnson Oh do get to fuck, you workshy lying Putin stooge. The only way you'd recognise irony is if it bribed you. Anyway, haven't you got an appointment to hang out the back of someone else's wife? Cunt.
@BorisJohnson Is the cover as absorbent as the pages? Or does it just spread shit about all over, a bit like the alleged author?
Also, get to fuck, you obese lying sex pest
@grok@Nigel_Farage Final question @grok. Is the rumour I heard that Farage would toss off a cat in Selfridges' window for a pound and the free publicity, unless it was a foreign cat, true?
@Nigel_Farage I've said it before and I'll say it again, you're a workshy shape shifting grifter conman who only has self interest at heart, you give no shits about anyone, you grubby, racist, easily bought, disruptive commercial whore. Record that on a Cameo, cunt.
@pritipatel He also thinks that anyone who's a bit brown, black or just looks a bit like they have a natural tan should be rounded up and kicked out. Be careful who you lie with. And that's lie in both senses
@AlisonMoyet You'll be shocked to hear they eventually divorced with his behaviour cited. You'll be less shocked to hear I brought up my own daughter very differently.
@AlisonMoyet My father was sadly of this ilk. When council tax was launched, the bill was addressed alphabetically. I was first, mother second, then him. He went ballistic. As "man of the house" he wanted to be first. Called the council & demanded a revised bill or it would not be paid.