Adam Tumber

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[Adam Tumber @AdamTComedy]

@ThatsSoVillage Opposition number 3 waited twenty seven and a half overs for his two ball duck

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@mostly_grumpy Get the cadence right on your “oi oi”

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@mostly_grumpy In fairness she knows how best to get fucked, so it’s on brand

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Time has not been kind to the Village People #WorldCup2026

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@mostly_grumpy Now that’s Total Recall

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@UncleChaps You’re usually far more depressed by this point on a Sunday

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@mostly_grumpy Work until you drop dead

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@buitengebieden Dwayne Dibley

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@AndyEmmott @ThatsSoVillage He was among the latecomers

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@mostly_grumpy Heavy duty gout medication on stand by

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@SkyBet Fail the medical and stay at Brentford

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@mostly_grumpy Beware the ides of Truss

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@SteveMYorks Happy Christmas mate - hope to see you for the new season

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@mostly_grumpy I’m excited that mine moves to being just 13 mins out

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@Leeds_RichW He’s not had a performance worth 2 points since at least February 2022

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@Leeds_RichW 4. Second coming of Saint Marcelo and his sacred bucket

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@mostly_grumpy Have the company provided a translator or have you got that covered

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@Leeds_RichW Centre halves always used to score penalties under Bielsa. Farke out