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(He/Him)

[お布団 @rxn_vm]

赤より紅い夢
#ZUN絵風

[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

You can’t even get enlargement surgery that doesn’t exist I haven’t seen one link nothing proving this is real it’s not possible don’t fall for this if it was true then show me what’s the doctors name where is the building etc like it’s not real just stop

[Dahlia🇧🇷 commissions open @glubo11]

got paid to draw higurashi on the pc-98

[任天堂株式会社 @Nintendo]

「東方Project」の『東方紅魔郷』が初リメイク。
『東方紅魔郷：New Classic　～ the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.』は、2026年9月10日（木）配信。
#NintendoDirectJP

[Chazington @ChazingtonYT]

“Make digital circus season 2!”

Haha she’s busy little bro

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Nigga wake up having nightmares like:

[ernst @unhingedcummer]

never understood the whole "adult dick" terminology, your penis literally doesnt grow past age 11.

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING… PROUD TO BE A GOONER #COYG

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

when you turn heel and start fucking your wife in front of the bull

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

For his new album Drake got permission from Michael Jackson estate to use Jackson’s real glove to masturbate his penis

[fossymossy @fossymossy1]

imagine being named Dumbass Wagecuck

[gazer @christianswrld]

My dick little I’m broke as fuck I’m a dork and somebody took my bitch

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

Jeff Teague on Michael Jackson passing away on his NBA draft day:

“I told my family, ‘one Indiana legend died, another one was born,’ and they got mad.” 💀😭

(via @club520podcast)

[mango ˙𐃷˙ comms open ! @bebopboum]

if you played persona and still had sex you missed the entire point of the game

[yerm @yyyerm]

A gamer says he became the rapist after playing Rance, inspired by Alicesoft’s character

[cash @spo9globoob]

Is it CP if you been using the same dick pic since freshman year

[kurokimoko @kurokimoko]

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[Jawaharlal Nehru @PMNehru]

Iran should bomb Tel Aviv saying Israel is not part of the deal.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was