ᗩᗪᗩᗰ TᑌᖇTOᑎ 

"ɪᴛs ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴀʀᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʟɪғᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʀʜʏᴛʜᴍs ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴅʀᴜᴍ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀʀ"

[ᗩᗪᗩᗰ TᑌᖇTOᑎ  @AdamTurton]

@JR5Marvelous I switched to Agave. Tastes better and it’s not as bad for you.

[Warp Records @WarpRecords]

Autechre deliver a new mix for Neuvoids

https://t.co/MAjXNU5ZjC

[ᗩᗪᗩᗰ TᑌᖇTOᑎ  @AdamTurton]

Black Mirror- Fuck

[Boomkat.com @boomkatonline]

Moving Shadow have made there full catalogue available on digitals for the first time - an epic undertaking, few hundred releases, top madness

https://t.co/hdjMIsnBMq

[ᗩᗪᗩᗰ TᑌᖇTOᑎ  @AdamTurton]

@JR5Marvelous Just the build quality 😩

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Customers: What do I do now?

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

I had three coffees and spent sky daddy day (Easter) recording two videos. One roasting the Tories, mostly to cope and for my own amusement, the second about my exasperation at the insanity of the Royals and Coronation.

Hold on to your flags, spam lads 🇬🇧
The bitch is back!

[ᗩᗪᗩᗰ TᑌᖇTOᑎ  @AdamTurton]

GT7 super licence = HELL

[ᗩᗪᗩᗰ TᑌᖇTOᑎ  @AdamTurton]

Twitter has turned into us basically being force fed Elons inner monologue. WTF

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

it's not aliens

i wish it were aliens

but it's not aliens

it's just the ol' engineered panic, an attractive nuisance ensuring natsec reporters get assigned to investigate balloon bullshit rather than budgets or bombings (à la nordstream)

until next time

[ᗩᗪᗩᗰ TᑌᖇTOᑎ  @AdamTurton]

@elonmusk @GRDecter Dogetax

[ᗩᗪᗩᗰ TᑌᖇTOᑎ  @AdamTurton]

@elonmusk @RiaRevealed YOU’RE FIRED.

[ᗩᗪᗩᗰ TᑌᖇTOᑎ  @AdamTurton]

Gets Gran Turismo 7 = plays for 14 hours straight

[Rolls-Royce @RollsRoyce]

A Rolls-Royce Micro-Reactor is designed to use an inherently safe and extremely robust fuel form. Each uranium particle is encapsulated in multiple protective layers that act as a containment system, allowing it to withstand extreme conditions.

https://t.co/OOc9kBGXDx

[ᗩᗪᗩᗰ TᑌᖇTOᑎ  @AdamTurton]

@JR5Marvelous 🔥

[Maya @MayaLegendJewel]

nah @StarbucksUK you should be ashamed of yourselves. In this big cost of living crisis we’re in you’re just throwing away food with complete disregard, literally right outside your own stores too. there’s local food banks and apps like @TooGoodToGo_UK to help prevent food waste

[☁️y @Slime0sama]

uber driver: fun night?
me:

[ᗩᗪᗩᗰ TᑌᖇTOᑎ  @AdamTurton]

@RikkRichardson If you had six more pence it would be perfect.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

It’s happening https://t.co/qj3pJgYdFu

[Marc Burrows @20thcenturymarc]

The last thing I did before starting work today was put the Imperial March over King Charles' entrance to Westminster Hall and OH MY GOD. SOUND UP.