Adam Wallander

Lingo contestant/winner. Co-writer of Camp Weedonwantcha.

My views are shared by everyone.

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Here's the bible Katie and I made for the Camp show we developed for Nickelodeon. Back when we were making it, I tried to find as many bible examples as possible. So who knows, maybe it'll be helpful to any of you who ever need to make one of your own. https://t.co/FirlGP71xJ

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I was reading the Wikipedia page for the non-Paul Reiser My Two Dad and now I can’t stop wondering what Jake Cardigan’s role was in the TekWar.

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Nobody was here to see me parallel park perfectly. 😔

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@Acyn Dang. I really thought Hern had it in the bag.

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Me at any party.

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Santos sitting alone

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@gregkellyusa lol

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Very excited to play God of War later. Been calling my daughter “Boyyy” all day.

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What a [weird] bargain!

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@Billtron209 Me personally?

No problem

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How come they haven’t made a Nintendogs phone app?

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@cotocokmouth Let’s hear it.

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The president of the United States does not like dealing with the United States.

Please, if you haven’t voted yet, vote for the other guy. It’ll be good, I promise.

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Trump bizarrely claims that "the US" is harder to deal with than Russia or North Korea, as though America is a foreign country

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My vote is we keep spelling it “whoa.”

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@deedala Nope, I’m on Xbox. 😔

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Anybody else stay up super late playing Elden Ring?

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@BriGuySuper Oof, that stinks. I got some sorta message about connection issues, but I just played “Offline.” I’m not even sure what that means.

Hopefully I don’t lose progress or anything… but then again, I’ve only made it ten feet from the starting area so far.

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@photovanessa @CNN You’re right, it’s so simple! Instead of giving the baby some formula, just toss a pork chop and some potatoes into a blender (since babies don’t have teeth). And make sure you blend it till it can go through a rubber nipple.

How come everyone else isn’t as smart as me and you?

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@BriGuySuper If we’d known how much Luna loved being in there, we might have gotten one a long time ago.

And thanks!!!!!

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@JackGlasken Whoa, you’re right! I hadn’t heard that before but that’s good info to have.

(The thing about Russian blues being prone to UTIs, I mean. I already had the info about her being pretty.)

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Luna got her lab results back…